Bakachu

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago

I'll forget all about this post in about 5-7 lemmy posts. Higher than my normal 3-4 lemmy post memory-wipe because I'm commenting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

With the government executing this message to our youth, I think they'll work as well as the anti-piracy ones back in the day.

You Wouldn't Steal a Car

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah when I'd "disable" my right hand I'd have to wait for the weekends or homework that involved writing wouldn't be able to get done. You did this as an adult? That's dedication. I think in time anyone could adapt if they had to or could afford to be low-functioning for a while but I always wonder if there's shortcut steps to start rewiring your brain to not automatically assign tasks to your dominant hand.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

It's all fun and games until they start stealing Kia's and Hyundai's.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah that food court stop is the consolation prize to drain out that last $5 in the account.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I notice lefties. Im right-handed and when I was little and much dumber I wanted to be left-handed. So I did a bunch of weird shit to force it. Stuff like wrapping my right hand up for whole day, trying reverse controls for video games, wearing my watch on my right hand, etc. Some stuff did take, like the watch on my right hand, which ironically made my right hand more dominant. Being a lefty is the club that I was never able to join but think about subconsciously all the time I guess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just read that as well. Or there's just no witnesses. Also read something that they stop attacking if the boat stops.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (7 children)

There's a series of "how to politely decline your stepsister's advances" by Ryan Creamer. I watched it with my son on Pornhub. Talk about a bonding moment.

Edit: Link for those wanting to get off.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Office potluck sign-up sheet: "I'm bringing in something sweet and savory"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If you don't eat that chicken wing clean, we can't be friends.

You get one pass and that's if you only take 1 wing.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Okay. Don't stop there Alabama. So if an embryo is now a child, let's talk now about dependents and tax exemptions, protective services, custodial rights and responsibilities, welfare benefits, insurance requirements, HOV rules, census counts, adoption and fostering rules, school districts and education funds, estate planning and probate.... You wanted to open Pandora's damn box - now every piece of state legislation that involves a child now needs to be adjusted.

Might get interesting in the news as questions arise over what the new guidelines are. But of course they won't get addressed. Of course, of course.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

No that's a misdemeanor. But only if you demonstrate intent. Up to the police to decide.

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