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The skit that "missed the mark" occurred in a break in play during the second quarter of Charlotte's game against the Philadelphia 76ers on Monday. The child was brought onto the court with Hugo, the Hornets' mascot, dressed as Santa Claus. After a letter to Santa requesting a PS5 was read out loud, a cheerleader came out with a bag containing the video game console.

The young fan was visibly overjoyed as he received the pricy gift. However, according to an online acquaintance, he was less happy when the cameras turned off and a Hornets staffer took it away, replacing it with a jersey.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I mean I would get it if they had an empty box out on the court for the show, and then having to take away the empty show box... But they gave the kid a jersey instead? Wtf?

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Jfc... How much of a psychopathic piece of shit do you have to be, to hurt a kid's feelings like that?! I fucking hate people.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

That sounds about right, I've never gotten anything nice from a hornet. The one time I did get something from a hornet, it was a painful disappointment.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Goddamn hornets, this is why everyone prefers bees

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[–] [email protected] 177 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The skit that "missed the mark" . . .

Quit sucking up to corporate America, yahoo sports writer. The Hornets farked up a simple PR event in every way it was possible TO fark up. They baited and switched a PS5 with a t-shirt and thought no one would find out about it.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 4 days ago (5 children)

And they have so damn much money that giving him the PS5 would have been like you or me flicking a penny to the kid.

People suck sometimes, I swear.

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 4 days ago (7 children)

That's called theft. Legally a gift is irrevocable once it's given.

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I guess I'll continue not watching basketball or football or whatever

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

Yeah. Fuck this noise. I'm boycotting the Hornets. You won't catch me at a Hornets Football match!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They're Hornets. Being stingy bastards is in the name!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

wait what? did they go back to the store and ask for a refund on the PS5, lol.... someone was like "that is fine we will just apologize and save a couple hundred bucks!"

[–] [email protected] 129 points 4 days ago (8 children)

LOL. Cheap bastards. I mean, PS5 is an expensive gift, but not for such an occasion, no?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago

If a PS5 is too expensive to give away, then don't pretend to give one away.

I feel like I shouldn't have to say this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Why? It's a few hundred dollars, not a car or something.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Compared to the marketing expenses of even very small companies, a PS5 is so ridiculously cheap that these costs are not even worth mentioning.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I meant expensive for a kid. Of course, yes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sure. But the Hornets aren't interested in the child, they're only interested in marketing. The only way I can explain this is that either some employee wanted the PS5 and just took it from the kid or the Hornets' marketing department thinks that even bad publicity is free publicity. Maybe they intentionally planned for the predictable media coverage on this matter because it also brings attention. If the Hornets wanted to buy this kind of exposure, that paltry $500 wouldn't even begin to cover it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It could have literally been a tax write off

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It could have been a glitch in tax calculator tbh. Not my point. And I agree with you. "LOL. Cheap bastards" was my point.

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The team has revenue in the millions. They'd never have noticed the money. This should be in the dictionary under Penny Wise, Pound Foolish.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

Kinda reminiscent of various Russian official events involving children.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago

That's fucked up.

[–] [email protected] 140 points 4 days ago

I might suggest that the kid got a nicer present in the form of a reason to file suit against the team for the embarrassment and emotional distress. Using the kid for a BS publicity stunt is not acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 172 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago (9 children)

How would this commenter know that?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean surely it could be a lie but they just took away a PS5 from a kid...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

what? lies? on the internet? why would anyone do such a thing.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Source: trust me bro

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