shottymcb

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Mierdas Touch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Just picturing someone clothespining their laundry to a horse's mane. Don't correct me please :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Not all states are like that, a few have open primaries.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We don't even issue alerts for anything below magnitude 5. Below 4 can barely be felt, we wouldn't even call that an earthquake here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

About $70 I think. I didn't have to deal with buying an extra battery, cause my original mower was stolen out of my garage. I keep the battery inside to prevent temperature degradation, so I still had it when I bought another mower with the battery included.

Before that I'd just mow half, and do other yardwork while the battery was charging.

I bought it after getting tired of having to fix my old gas mower. The pull cord broke, then the mechanism that it attaches to broke, then the priming bulb cracked and started leaking gas, having to go get gas for it, etc... the electric just works. I don't have to winterize or fuck with the carburetor, I just press the button and it works. It's more powerful than my old mower, doesn't bog down if I skip mowing for a week. It's better in every way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

They never do. It's always these outrageous headlines, but they never actually harm anything.

"Just Stop Oil HORRIFICALLY DEFACES STONEHENGE!"

No, actually they put gentle water washable biodegradable paint on it. It disappeared after the first light mist.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Because they love everything from China. Woks, genocide, pollution, capitalism, murdering protesters, they love it all.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Also, if you have mini blinds made in the 70s, they're full of lead

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Lest thy then proceed to three.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Outside of Australia and maybe NZ, a thong is a particularly revealing piece of underwear. A g-string. Thongs are called flip-flops.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It was behind glass. A janitor had to take some Windex to it. The horror!

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