I know it's really easy to assume boomer === bad.
But to call them all Trump supporters is inaccurate.
If you said "All white people are Trump supporters", that's slightly more correct than old.
A decade ago, I was annoyed by emojis. Hate that shit.
But then some PM decorated all the knowledge base page titles in our Confluence to have a icon in the front to visually group the goal.
And that's when I learned how valuable a good emoji can be.
Hey now that's illegal 😭
What a twist. In the 90s, the internet forced countries to wake up to the new modern era. It was a combination of American companies wanting both to expand and provide goodwill.
And now, this new era is going to tell American companies to fuck off.
The left side also includes working out, having positivity posters, and a cup that says Rise And Grind.
The right could include a Doordash logo and a hot goth girl.
This is how I imagine pizza would look like in a city run by Tolkien Orcs.
Why does the butter look like a solid slice of cheese?
Did you cut it thinly?
People would talk about Baltimore as being a really scary place.
And I wished they talk more about Tennessee being just a sad awful state.