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Ron DeSantis Says Floridians Have Right to Hit Protesters With Cars (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

And people wonder why South Park stopped making episodes. The world of South Park is normal compared to this.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"And so if you drive off and you hit one of these people, that's their fault for impinging on you."

He continued, “You get 20 points for adult males, 30 points for adult females, and 50 points for children. Points can be redeemed for ‘DesantisBucks’ once you reach 500 points or more.”

EDIT: a word

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

God damn, I managed to eat an onion on a /c/nottheonion comment... I rushed over the article to find where that quote was from, only to feel dumber and dumber as it dawned on me that it is, in fact, way past bedtime.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

He may not have said it, but I guarantee he’s thinking it