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The unnoticeable blip
bismillah no!
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here
Lemmy shitshow
Lemmywinked
Because.. the site winked.. out of existence for a minute?
Some day in the distant future (the year 2000!)
The thing where a server rack thinks it has traffic so the fans spin up but then it realizes it was just the wind so the fans stop after a few seconds
We're like the adorable little creatures in the game Lemmings (see my instance name), so we all cry "Let's go!" when we hit up a web site, and then cry out "Oh, no!" and explode when the that final click blows up the website.
(You'll have to be familiar with the game to get what I'm talking about.)
I don't remember how many hours I sank into that game on my Amiga. Loved it.
Considering your handle, Imma guess it was a LOT.
Putting strain on websites would require users. We don't need a name for that yet.
Today it's just the Lamey effect
The Great Lemmoning.
Every post/comment has a 50% chance of becoming a lemon
🍋
The Lemmy Orbital Bombardment, LOB'd for short.
One day it'll make sense.
Ah fuck, our server is getting Gerbilled by Lemmywinks.
our server is getting Gerbilled by Lemmywinks
In 10 years, this will be an XKCD comic.
Lemming cliff?
The Lemmy Cliff Run
Is this that footage that Disney faked by throwing lemmings off the cliff from a concealed position?
EDIT - it is! At 1:30 here: https://youtu.be/xMZlr5Gf9yY
WTF?
Lemmy tickle? Not enough people to do much of anything yet.
Lemmy's gentle caress
Lemmy's inaudible murmur
Lemmy's vauge acknowledgment
Lemmie commies influx😅
Here’s another one: Lemmy lock.
Since we are still fairly small, I think we should adopt the "Lemmy hello" as a friendly way of talking about when Lemmings rush over to a link.
It might generate a bump in traffic, but that is just the Lemmy hello.
I'm going to take a slightly broader view and suggest "ActivityPubCrawl".
Unless that's already a thing that I don't know about?
Lemmy leprosy
Lemmy landslide
Lemmy languid
LemBizkit
The Lemmy Lick.
Out of all the choices, I like this the most.
The dangerous little lick.
Everyone knows the best memes are those prepared in advance and committee-designed to be memes.
Lemmy Wammie