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Florida introduces anti-chemtrail bill (www.newsweek.com)

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Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit "weather modification" activities in the state.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

So shut down all coal and gas power plants.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The airlines should immediately halt service to the entire state if this goes in to effect. Why waste the time and money defending yourself against these conspiracies.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel SO sorry for the few sane rational people in Florida some times.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Both of them?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (3 children)

No, fuck Dave

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Nothing else to do at work but this. Must be nice.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard in Star Trek, facepalming

[–] [email protected] 95 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So no more releasing CO2 or CH4 (chemicals) into the atmosphere then?

[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wish! They worded it such that the burning of fossil fuels and other things leading to the eradication of humanity through climate change are exempt 😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But we know for sure that these chemicals are modifying the weather!

I guess, crazy people just need to shout at clouds sometimes.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And here am I remebering the last hurricane devastating Florida, thinking: "You probably need some weather manipulation more then others..."

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