My bro used to call me shitpants (in German) and I callt my cousin lovingly "little shitpants" Also been called clevershit a lot by my siblings (which was fair ig.) But when things got tough they had my back.
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Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.
We’re in our 20s
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I call both of my siblings shitass (or poopbutt when their kids are around) because my dudes guess what they do with their asses
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Hey fuckface! I'll have your oats now.
I like my oats with maple syrup and marshmallows on top 😋
"You're my present this year"
Is this an incest joke?
Aw man, I love how you just said "extended cut". It took me a looooong time to realize it's a parody.
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There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.
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in Turkish it actually isn't far too uncommon to call your little brother 'son' (oğlum) haha
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Since we're taking a poll in these comments, my go tos for my brother are "Hey Brotato" and "Hey Broseph", while my sister gets called her shortened first name (which she doesn't even go by, and hates, haha). Only time she gets sis is if I'm feeling silly and yell "Oi Sis!!!" with a vague cockney or pirate accent for some reason.
Weird. I greet mine like Mufasa on the edge of the cliff. "BROTHER!"
I have yet to be thrown to my doom.
My brother and I greet each other by straight-up shouting each other's names. Sometimes we go back and forth in increasingly-angry tones, before finally ending with a sweet and gentle, "... hi."
Good to know!
My sisters say hey sis to eachother. I’ll ask em if it’s making fun of this or if it’s real next time I see them.
I guess they learned it from porn
We need to know if they learned this from watching porn together... Or making porn together
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My family has fully adopted the Buster Bluth, "Hey brother", "hey sister", "hey cousin".
Weird, I've always called my sister 'sis' and my sister calls me 'bro'
I just use my sibling's first name most of the time.
Oh I literally almost never use my sister's name. Like not when I'm talking to her and also even if I'm talking to other people I'll just say my sister. Sometimes I say my big sister which confuses people because I only have one.
Same, but every year, they get a shorter and a longer nickname.
me too
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i have a lot of siblings, and the only time ive ever called any of them "sis" or "bro" is when my older step brother and i make fun of the "step bro" memes
make fun of
Uh huh. 🧐
I just say "sister dearest". In every situation.
"Oh dearest sister" is for when you want something. "Hey" is the standard greeting.