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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
  • Fuck these greedy, utterly insensitive, bastards.
  • Malls are generally owned by large corps in the business of owning malls. Anyone know offhand who owns this one so I can avoid their other properties?
  • How many “housing first,” programs could we run using a year of the company’s profit?
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
  • I love the baby shark song. It would take months for me to get sick of it.
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn’t this violate the Geneva convention ?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

My highschool did this with classical music to make us fuck off after school was over. Jokes on them in into that shit

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Everyone likes at least some classical music, most people are far too cool to admit it though.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Interesting case of military tatics in a civilian settings. First Decide is blasted at the Vatican embassy, then born in the USA is looped at Guantanamo Bay, now this

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, this will keep me away too, and I'm "housed" and even occasionally legitimately go to malls with money to spend on things. You play even one loop of that song and I'm Swayze.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ugh how did this super old song become a thing.. I swear people are getting dumber. I hated it when they sang it at summer camp, and I still hate it now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Because small children absolutely adore it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Prehistoric

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was forced to sing it in school in the 90s. Along with the Jamba The Hutt/McDonalds song.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

This was an old camp song when I was a kid

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on them. The homeless loitering are veterans that lost their hearing in the wars we’ve been fighting since 2001.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Reminds me of when I briefly worked in an office upstairs from the Seattle Mariners headquarters. Every time I went up or down the stairs I could hear the Mariners theme song playing in their lobby, so presumably they had it looping nonstop. I don't know how that receptionist didn't run screaming from the building by the end of the day.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Fuck the people who work there, amirite?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, that is the basis of the economic system.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ah that's a joke.. Ah hahaha. puts away rubber socks

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We can solve homelessness once and for all by making every part of civilization just suck as much as possible. If literally no part of our society is capable of supporting safety and life, then all the homeless people will just move along

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Homelessness? Oh, you mean unhousedness! Many of them are also unreadful and non-jobulated.

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