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Gift me 1 million dollars

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He died for our CinemaSins

(ding)

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Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body

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I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

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Ceremorphosis, eh?

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Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

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my face when

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“I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick”

Anakin Skankwalker

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Good god man think of the fruitarians

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You know you made it big when you get fanart

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Shitty idea but those lines look clean as fuck

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bloody good painting, govna

 
 
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Rulema (startrek.website)
 
 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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