create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash
This comic has lived rent free in my head for years
I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based
Makes sense, that’s such a Taurus thing to do
I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets
Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.
From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.
Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward
It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.
You can almost read this meme to the tune of Bryan Adam’s “Summer of 69”
what the hell
I play to fuck
Not for story enrichment
This is bullshit
Not to generalize, but cannibals often talk with a mouth full, or an ear full, or a toe full…
On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.
I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.
I want that guitar pedal