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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

These are a staple food in star citizen

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hot dogs are fucking gross though. It's already hard enough to drown them in enough sauerkraut, mustard, onions, etc, to make them choke-downable. Hamburgers are different, it's actually (usually) reasonably good meat as a base, doubling it makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I have always loved eating cold hot dogs, plain. Ever since I was very young. I like them steamed best, but cold is fine. With crackers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (22 children)

We've had those already for something like 10 years

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could probably get relatively close to this by using some baguette for your bun

It'd come out more like a double dog sub, but hey, you'd get the two hotdogs in there!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Anne's Dairy Cream in Maryland will sell you a foot long double dog. They make their own bread, place is absolutely amazing.

  • Oh and just to be clear, The dogs are amazing, The cheesesteak is really good for Maryland, but the place itself is actually a little dive. I think there are seven seats inside all at the counter. I just want to set expectations in case anyone goes out of their way to visit.
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I already do this with brats and those big poppy seed (or something) buns.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

La dobleglizzy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The original thread if anyone is interested.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there's a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They've got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

How are you gonna bake it?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm telling you, it's all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one... that's all you need.:-P

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments... Fucking A+ spot on.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mmmm... With double the nitrates, double the grease, and double the sodium who wouldn't want this??? Go ahead and have 2 or 3 of them! If eating doesn't make you break out in a sweat then you're not doing it properly!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you my wife? Fucking hell dude. Fine! I'm going to eat my fucking salad. Fucking yay...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

She sounds like a wise and very patient person lol

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago (10 children)

im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah who wouldn't want double the condiments? :-D

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i like a little hot dog with my mustard.

or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Mustard and coleslaw.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

You yanged OP's yin.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

hotdoaco?

hotacog?

dotaho?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yes. And cereal is a stew.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Do... do you let yours stew before you eat it?

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

According to the cube rule (https://cuberule.com/) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

? a tortilla is also folded.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of course, sandwiches like philly cheesesteak, subway sub, and a hoagie on a torpedo roll are all tacos now too, which is nonsense. Fun to think about though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If by "nonsense" you mean "exactly correct," sure!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Might want to look again, the site literally uses a hot dog as an example of a taco.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

So if I order a Big Mac on my birthday I can have two cakes...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ah sweet, my mac and cheese is a salad. I guess I do eat healthy.

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