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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Real pros put the sauce before the meat. This way, more sauce can go in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

FUCK YEAH! AMERICA!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Burn in hell you heathen. The answer is a Kielbasa, not two skinny American dogs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Two weiners!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Get with the times, my dude. The Swedish dish "Hel special" ("full special") has been a classic since the '40s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is that mashed potatoes on top?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Am not Swedish, and have never tried one of these, but I feel like it could totally work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

My brain says yes, but I've never tried. I just looked it up and it looks great.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I will happily eat it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can fit two hot dogs in any bread if you're brave enough.

This is a post about food and nothing else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I got the meat if you got the buns hun

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

In case anyone from the UK needed another reason to prostrate themselves before the altar of Scandinavian interior design and foodstuffs this weekend, IKEA UK now sells the double hotdog at the exit bistro.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

why OP gotta use a 3 panel layout when the pictures are just repeats of the same picture?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Over-under shotguns exist mon ami

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:

In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).

Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:

  • Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
  • Corn
  • Peas
  • Ground beef
  • Chicken
  • Cheese
  • Cabbage
  • Vinaigrette
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Bacon
  • Crispy straw potatoes
  • Olives
  • Cooked quail eggs
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won't dare mix.

Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.

I'm honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing "traditional recipies". Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

That's fine, just change the name. It's not a Philly Cheesesteak anymore if you cover it in mushrooms, green peppers, mustard and pickles, for example.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
  • Vinaigrette
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Olives
  • Cooked quail eggs

So it's war, then?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is the feeling when someone cosigns/supports your bland statement "Nachos are the best food!" and then they immediately project their entire fucked up POV on you and follows with something completely off the mark in the spirit of, "THIS GUY GETS IT, MAN! We should lower the age of consent!!!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I take it this situation happens to you quite regularly?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

... everything reminds me of her ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

One memory to forget

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