Could put a single bump in there
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I have one of these and it fits maybe half a tic tac in there. A skittle would destroy the ring
Too bad Frodo never knew about that.
¿Por que no los dos?
Poison Skittle. 😌
Would be pretty fun to mess with people, just dissolve the shell so it's a white capsule and then when you're having a bad day say "THAT'S IT" and eat the skittle.
Bonus points if you convulse and froth at the mouth.
What about those foaming candies
two things.
- nobody will get it
- I might accidentally swap it with my real poison pill and actually "do the deed"
Maybe a tic tac, or better a chunk of alka seltzer
Tbh a skittles would definitely poison a guy from the 1600s in my opinion
"Are you wearing a ring for carrying poison?"
"...How did you know?!"
Dude, come on, a skittle!
Easy. Red skittle. The dye is carcinogenic. Both skittle and poison.
Lime Green Skittle Script:
(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE.
Top tier porn parody material. And skittles could sponsor it. With the rainbow colours it could be a gay porno!
Oh course it would be green. Red is a strong second option.
Good color coordination. Green and gold is lovely together
Poisonous skittle. Bam, everyone happy.
emergency perc purity ring
Hearing something mildly displeasing, dramatically sitting down and flipping open my skull ring, and tipping the skittle into my mouth like a shot of liquor.
I'll be the narrator to your life if you dont mind
I just need a quick bump, sniffs ring really hard.
I read that as "Sning Ring" and got really happy at first.
Why is my ring hissing?
Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?
Tooter? I barely know her
Only fits a mini M&M
I'm about to blow your fucking mind...
Oof ouch my cylinder
Would fit right in into the skelittle
Perfect name
What in the name of my dental health
Yeah that is waaay too small for a Skittle.
Honest question. Do people even like plain m&ms? I'm almost 40 and never bought the ones without peanuts.
I like M&M mcflurries and M&M cookies.
Peanut butter ones all the way.
It takes all kinds to make a world; There are even people who don’t like chocolate and would just prefer the peanuts…
I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.
Yes, I love regular M&Ms more than peanut M&Ms and the peanut ones are pretty awesome.
...Yes. People do like candy-coated chocolate.
the last skittle
Sounds like the name of a summer movie.