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JD Vance doesn't know how to order donuts at a donut shop.
He doesn't do his own shopping.
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some drumsticks, some wings... beaks, whatever makes sense...
Politics aside, what would you do if you see a person behaving like Vance in that screencap?
I'd probably try to get in their way and talk them out of it, blocking their path with my hands, but I wouldn't stay long enough for it to become a real confrontation. As soon as I feel he is in the mood for fight or screaming, I reduce myself to leaving him and reporting it to store workers.
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Vance would go behind someone's back and toss it in their cart on top of all their fresh vegetables.
Or on the floor, and kick it elsewhere.
goofus and gallant reborn for a new age
Except a lot of the time Gallant wasn't even being virtuous, just blindly obedient..
don't do what johnny don't does
They could’ve made this clearer.
He definitely fucks the chicken.
Walz puts his cart back. Vance leaves it sitting in the parking spot next to him.
And it rolls into some poor person's old beater car and scratches it.
If he notices, he chuckles to himself. But I'm feeling like he wouldn't care enough to notice which direction the cart goes, as long as it doesn't inconvenience him.
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Hides the chicken behind something because he's embarrassed by leaving it so nobody finds it until it starts to rot 🤢🤮
Probably played reverse Easter with that tray of eggs once the camera cut out
Hiding it requires caring, even if in a negative manner. People like him simply don't care at all, at least to an individual level. Why should the aristocracy care about the help?
The poor, as an amalgam, are vaguely worth caring about it, taking $50 off of 1 million people is actually worth the effort. After all, $50 is next to nothing. Who would even notice the difference?
In many ways, amoral indifference is far more horrifying than active evil. No one sees themselves as the villain of their own story. Crushing ants also doesn't make you evil (though the ants will strongly disagree).
Not because he's embarrassed, but because he wants employees to suffer.
I dunno, Vance seems more like the sorta guy that would take the raw chicken into the restroom and pull the couch maneuver..
Hittin it raw
And then put it back.
… eww
Right but wow I didn’t want to imagine that.
Commenting on your post so you get a notification and imagine that again
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So you know, if you have taken a perishable item from a cooler in a grocery store and later decide that you don't want it, the store has to throw it away.
I've worked in a lot of grocery stores in multiple states for over a decade and this has never been true in my experience. Staff puts their hand on it, if its cold it goes back in the cooler, if it's warm it gets tossed. It is not a definite garbage item despite the lingering urban myth. If it is true its a store policy at one company, and it must be regional because no major national chain does this.
I work at a grocery store now and what you say is still true.
Items are only thrown out if they've been removed from the store before returning.
Why I always put it back.