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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Went to Walmart the other day. When I went to check out, and passed by the impulse buy soda fridges, one of them had a bunch of random items from other parts of the store crammed into it. Frozen stuff, boxed stuff, even a few non-food items.

"Looks like someone didn't have enough money for all the things they wanted."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

and then tim waltzes in...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ugh... this reminds me of the time I spotted some hotdogs tucked into a non-refrigerated endcap at a local store. Since they were already room temperature (and as such no longer food safe) I just left them there with the assumption that the staff would clean them up after hours. I went back to the store about a week later and noticed the hot dogs were still there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

having worked in retail, ain't got no time for that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

currently working in a grocery store. I hardly got time to piss

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who doesn't have time for a hot dog?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The $7.25 an hr employee

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This post is misleading. Vance has never personally set foot into a grocery store. Why would he? They don't sell couches there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Didn't you hear that all the furniture stores trespassed him? He's moved on to violating rotisserie chickens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I bet he's been fooled by patio furniture displays at a grocery superstore at least a few times while he's been out on the prowl. One of those might even be a part of his project 2025 support origin story.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'd picture him as the kinda guy that would just make his wife do the shopping. Then if he had to he would make her set up a Walmart grocery pickup and berate the worker while the poor soul loads his groceries in the back of his pickup truck or whstever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

And he would lose his shit if his wife dares ask him to pick up period products and sulks at the discount furniture warehouse with those nasty cheap couches, where the manager looks the other way if you slip him a $50.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I bet he doesn't even use the bed of his pickup

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

He also ends every shopping trip with "hold on I forgot something" while the cashier's asking for his credit card, then wandering off for 10 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

He'd open the raw chicken and leave separate breasts individually on each aisle after deciding he didn't want it. If JD can't have it, no one can.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

JD Vance is a man in deep shopping cart return debt

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I would pay to see cart narc take on JD

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this tweet going to be used in political science textbooks in the future to describe the political landscape and its intersection with meme culture?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yep if you're comment is good enough they'll include it in the post capitalism reeducation text book, good lucky buddy.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Some dickhead once left two 6pks of raw chicken breast in my humongous bin of yams. I came in the following morning to find the fucking juicefest. I had to throw away all of it. Probably 160lbs of yams/sweet potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I worked in a grocery store for a while. There was something smelly in the store and it took us a couple days to find it. Someone hid some meat (it might have been shrimp and/or beef) they didn't want behind 4 bags of dog food at the very back of the shelf.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Like how hard is it to walk it back?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Or, fuck, at least take it up front when you check out and just say you didn't want it. When I worked at a grocery store we'd just run it back to where it should go.

These same people probably leave their carts wherethefuckever too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

*drive your Little Rascal back

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well done and drowned in tomato sauce.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tomato ketchup straight from McDonald’s packets. And ofcourse he uses the Fancy Ketchup, because he’s classy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump eating steak? Nah. Still too sophisticated.

This is a guy who bought Fast Food as a celebration.

Here's the idiot eating McDonald's while visiting Japan's Prime Minister.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Visiting Japan and he eats McDonald’s…. what a fucking heathen. He is known for liking well done steaks with ketchup too, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ever since I saw one of these that I disagreed with politically I realized how dumb they are.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

It's interesting that with the new affidavit leak, just a few years ago he was a never-Trump moderate, and now he's distinguished himself as one of the most vile, feckless, shameless chuds in the game.

As an Ohioan it was always clear he was a disgusting freak, there was a lot of discussion about him when his elitist couch-cucking manifesto was released, but he's really turned up the volume on the worst parts of Republican discourse. Just goes to show what "mainstream" conservative discourse is, and where it is headed -- as well as what the backlash will be if they keep on it.

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