Sludgehammer

Holy crap, someone who actually didn't have it yet!

"People can't know who we are and all the crimes we commit, it would be devastating!"

Nah, Mush is driven by his need to be one of the "Cool kids". He'll know he's a loser and will spend billions to be excepted by the people he idolizes.

As proven from that "your meme game is strong" clip Mush is immune to any sort of self reflection.
I suppose that's fortunate. If anyone else were appointed by Trump to a government position named after a meme cryptocurrency the amount cringe generated could sterilize a continent.

Honestly, it's fairly safe. A probiotic food is already colonized/being eaten by micro-organisms and they want to keep other micro-organisms out. I've eaten a cup of yogurt that was a year past it's expiration date and only noticed because it was so tangy.

Nintendo has been cracking down on emulators this year.

I'm guessing it's because the Switch 2 will be a "Gamecube to Wii" sort of upgrade. Gruntier CPU and GPU, minor hardware changes, but same basic system. So Nintendo has been cracking down on Switch emulators so there won't be a zero day Switch 2 emulator.

Nah, that's not gonna happen. Mush want's to hang out with the cool ~~kids~~ oligarchs and will always be willing to lick the boots to be accepted. It's kinda like Beavis and Butt-head's worship of Todd, no matter how much contempt and abuse he heaps upon them it just makes Todd cooler in their eyes.

So we're past the "big tent" stage and to the "Stabbing in the back" stage.

Qh man, that's gonna enable some interesting malware.

Placing a bomb and then switching to a weapon no longer applies its enchantments to the bomb damage.

Huh, never knew about that one.

I know this is just a joke, but seriously don't kill yourself by drinking lye/drain cleaner. It a horrible death, basically slowly charing your esophagus and stomach until you die.

hundreds of thousands in unpaid bills

Uhh... yeah. That's basically Trumps thing. Talking up someone (or some group), contract them do some work, then shaft them when the bills come due.