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[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind".

No it doesn't. At most the world no longer has depth perception.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Isn't the idea that you'll keep taking more eyes until there are none left? No mentions that it's limited to one eye per person.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise"

You do realise that people who are awake during the night are of equal importance, who's gonna run those power plants and radio stations and petrol service stations and police forces and whatever else? If they shut off during the night, there'd be chaos. At least a chaos that most folks won't see because they're asleep or something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You realize that “important” is a different word not appearing in the set of “healthy, wealthy, and wise” right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

To be fair: The people messing up their bio rhythms doing night shift after night shift might not necessarily be considered 'healthy'.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

“Literally 1984”… unless I’m asking you what year the Macintosh 128k came out I don’t wanna hear it.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Blood is thicker than water" a misquote of "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" which has the exact opposite meaning.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That's not actually true (according to Wikipedia and a few other sources, at least). The 'blood is thicker than water' saying has been around for centuries in various forms with the current meaning, and the covenant/womb variation is relatively recent, and mostly stems from a few books that claim that it's the 'real meaning' without sources or proof.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Thank you so much for saying this! One time there was a Twitter thread that started with someone asking, "What are some things that people believe/accept without having liked into it further." Someone responded with this "the original phrase is... covenant...womb" and the OP replied with someone like, "yeah people are such sheep". I wanted to explode.

But to back your point, you can go and read for yourself the very first instance of this phrase in context as the very old book it comes from has been digitally scanned. It's old enough to be in middle English, but I still thought it was fairly easy to make out the original phrase as we know it today.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"The cloud is just someone else's computers."

If that's what you really think the cloud is, still, then you are a dinosaur who is not evolving with the times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It's reductive but not untrue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Wait what do you think the cloud is then? A bunch of computers owned by no one?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Do u think it's actually being stored in water vapor in the sky

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

do or do not, there is no try

Fuck you. That was meant for a Jedi master not your fucking IT systems admin

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

I think you're misunderstanding it. Do what you do, you're going to break something anyways just don't half-ass it. Just like there's a graveyard behind every doctor, there's a pile of mistakes behind every sysadmin.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That trickle-down economics quote. There's studies about it [not working] published but it's just studies.

The original quote is "If you feed enough oats to the horse, some will pass through to feed the sparrows" from Galbraith.

I imagine people are not yet ready to learn this "promise" ain't holding water.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The original quote is "If you feed enough oats to the horse, some will pass through to feed the sparrows" from Galbraith.

If my goal is to feed sparrows that's a very costly and inefficient method. I also end up with an overweight horse.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

... and a lot of horse shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Checks out with economics results

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Customer is always right" isn't a trump card for customers to win disputes with the staff. When it comes to matters of preference, yes, the customer is always right. Ketchup on ice cream? Great. Down jacket and shorts? Sure thing! If it makes you happy and you're paying for it then you're always right.

In most other matters though, customers are usually wrong. The idea that random people off the street know more about the products and the way a business should be run than the actual people selling said products and running said business is absolutely ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think the original quote was something along the lines of, "the customer is always right, in mattera of taste". Meaning to accommodate the customers wishes, even if it's ugly or a bad idea or whatever. Like if they want to paint their house pink with green trim, let them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I think it's even broader than that.

If customers want green socks, sell green socks.

It would be have been better said as demand is always right (not supply).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“They’re just one bad apple” in reference to (more often than not) shitty cops, but also for most malcontents in a position of public trust. This a misappropriation of the aphorism “one bad apple spoils the bunch” which is literally saying that if there’s one bad actor in a group, the entire group is comprised.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I think autocorrect got your "compromised".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“ One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Now that’s interesting. Always thought it didn’t make a whole lot of sense strictly speaking. Never realized he intended the “a”.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

That is not the definition of insanity

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

OH! I forgot about that one. I have hated it since I was a kid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, isn't it like practicing? You're not very good at something so you practice over and over and over and hopefully when you're done you do it better... You know different than when you started.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You know different than when you started.

Try again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Try again

Are you expecting a different result?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Blood is thicker than water" followed by the equally erroneous "covenant" explanation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Well, maple syrup is thicker than blood, so should I move to Canada?

It's sad that such an answer isn't possible in my language, our version goes "blood is not water".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

"if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best".

You're basically excusing bad behavior. And never taking accountability. People are wrong. Mostly when they are so blindly following some perception of greatness rather than caring for those around you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"think of how stupid the average person is, and then think half of them are dumber than that"

So heavily overused.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This was actually the quote that inspired this thread. I love George Carlin but I hear this all the time online and I hate it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The people saying it aren't usually in the half they think they are, either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

95% of people think they belong to the top 5%.

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