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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I know a medical coder that works exclusively with an ER. Oh the stories I've heard...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I know from first hand experience you can't do it by accident as one time, hung over and showering in the dark in the early morning i got a little dizzy and sat down.

Perfectly meeting my starfish to the shampoo bottle on the floor. It could not have been more on target had i attempted this.

I shot up, seeing stars like for real for only the second time in my life. I wasnt dizzy, I was up and at em' baby. Wooo what a rush! Hurt a lot for a minute. Hard as i sat down I don't think that bottle tip made it a millimeter into my pooper.

So yeah, impossible

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Its different right after anal sex, when your muscles are still relaxed.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The sphincter is one of the few muscles that is contracted by default, and you have to consciously loose. So yeah, unless you have some medical condition, not very likely to get something in by accident

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

contracted by default

Cool, what others are there? Also, goofy question: what's the relative strength of this 'outer anus'? It wasn't listed in my search for strongest muscles and most results are tips on gaining anus strength

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

most results are tips on gaining anus strength

Has the Olympics gone too far?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If you put your mind to it, you can turn it into a cigar cutter

[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If i ever get something stuck up my ass while trying to pleasure myself and need medical help to remove it, I will absolutely try to come up with the most convoluted and ridiculous story for how it got there. Not out of embarrasment, but just to give the ER nurses a good laugh.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Again?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Daily

[–] [email protected] 117 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Thoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Fun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it's way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it's a true accident, it's very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Million-to-one shot, doc!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably the priest who fell on a potato while cooking naked

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How'd you know he was a priest if he was naked?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

He was praying when it happened. "Oh my god"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

... that sign ... they just kept it because it seemed funny after they retrieved it from a pacient.

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