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My wife doesn't like to be called madame, so I can her mad man. She actually prefers it.

I finally tried licking one recently, and it didn't taste like anything

My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.

Through my mental fog lies a Souls boss waiting to destroy all who attempt to enter (including me).

Me the second I read this: FUCK. THAT. 😠

The last lending library I saw had some religious discs placed inside them. Expected them to be of the usual Christian variety. Oddly enough, it was actually of some rabbi.

I was under the impression that Judaism wasn't about proselytising. 🤷

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START... Hmm...

I got it!

ANUSTART!

Awww...She looks just like you!

I wish I had teeth

Any minute now...

Yeah. "They shouldn't be above the law." works better.