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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Fatty I am told.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Had some in Japan, it was terrible. Also fried beyond recognition, so there is that

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess you could say it was...whale done.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always assumed it tasted like shark?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

what does shark taste like?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kinda like a marginal steak and a good mushroom had a baby.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

good mushroom

Ok, now could you describe it using things that actually exist?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What does dolphin taste like?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Canned tuna fish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My brother works at a restaurant where the head chef mentioned that he has tried sea turtle soup. The chef said that it's a good thing that sea turtle is illegal to consume because the soup and texture of the meat was so perfect that sea turtles would be guaranteed to go extinct otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That’s why island tortoises were almost wiped out by European sailors

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I know Hawksbill is deadly, and Green is sometimes deadly. Which are we talking about ?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Mako shark tastes like marlin or swordfish (same meaty texture too) but with a little sweetness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always assumed whale would be too fatty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well, I don’t have to assume. I know for a fact it is. It’s disgusting. I threw up.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Almost as good as human if you grill it right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How is human best grilled ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In a dark room with a spotlight in their face.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel this is too specific not to be referencing some obscure movie or something

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had Minke whale in Tromsø and it tasted pretty much like beef. Would not eat again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you not like beef? Or was it another reason you wanted to avoid eating it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like beef but if it just taste like beef I'm not going to pay the premium just to get beeg anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ok, thanks. That makes sense

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I've heard that if it's cooked right, it's really gooooo00000000ooooooood

sorry

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

I had a minke whale steak in Iceland. I describe it as "ocean-y beef" in its flavor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Do not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 116 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

So, disclaimers are needed here.

In Norway, they hunt Minke whale. The Minke whale is classed as "least concern", which means "doing great" as far as being endangered goes. It's the same category deer are in in the US, or pigeons everywhere.

So, obviously I tried whale meat, a few ways.

As a steak, it's kinda like gamey beef in texture, but with a fish-adjacent flavour. Like if you shifted a steak 20% towards tuna without changing the texture.

There's also whale bacon, which honestly tastes like pork bacon, but with the fat more in splotches than in layer.

There's also the blubber, which I'll simply an acquired taste. And that's given that I'm Dutch and enjoy my pickled herring and even like lutefisk. It's like if you filled a grapeskin with a nutty-oily, semi solid jelly substance.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Thank you! Sometimes I go looking up things like, "what does x taste like" where x is something not very many people would eat culturally or the like, and is so hard to find info!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It's the same category deer are in in the US,

Basically, mobile, aggressively-suicidal highway barriers. Any people outside the US want to hunt themselves a deer in the US, great. Their natural predators are gone, so they're just an unbounded infestation.

The last time I drove through West Virginia -- where they're the densest as states go -- right at the state border I saw a sign warning about deer. About 300 feet behind that, roadkill deer on the road. Another 300 feet, another roadkill deer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I meant in a "how many are there" way. You're obviously a lot less likely to hit a Minke whale in your car.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hit a minke whale in my pickup while driving home one night, just north of Belle Fourche, South Dakota. Son of a bitch breached over a guardrail and flopped down right in front of me before I'd even had a chance to hit the brakes. Hit him square in the blow hole and mangled the whole front end of the truck. The fishy bastard just dusted himself off and fucked off into the night, making them wierd ass whale noises at me the whole time. Ever since that night, I take the long way home.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It sounds like that was whaley traumatizing for you :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Sometimes, when I think about it, I just start blubbering.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn, herring is amazing. We have it in buckling form, with pickles, onion and potato

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You know, out of all the ways I've had herring, I don't think I've ever had it smoked. Which is weird, because we smoke every other fish here...

But the point was that I enjoy a lot of what others consider to be weird fish stuff, but whale blubber is too far for me.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

It's like if you filled a grapeskin with a nutty-oily, semi solid jelly substance.

That's such a visceral description, I already hate it without experiencing it for myself. Sounds like really wet, soft steak fat which I can't stand either.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Y'all are too mature.

Clearly, it tastes like your mom.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It’s kind of like a mix between beef and lamb, more on the beef side.

Depends on whale type and how it’s cooked. I’m referring to granny’s overnight milk soaked, pan fried with butter and potatoes whale. (Don’t recall the type).

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