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It sounds like your cat would enjoy some sweater snuggles!!!
Go put on a warm sweater, and hug your kitty!!!
Bartholomew left, to return to his home planet, I assume. I didn’t find that search history until afterwards.
As far as I can tell Cats are an alien species that are apparently from at much hotter planet.
That tracks with: how much heat they generate, how they just zoom around the room at odd times (shedding excess body heat?), and why on warms days they still lay in direct sunlight.
I hope he’s found happiness.
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Oh no! I think they figured it out! That's ALL I want to do.
Then as you do it, provided that she doesn't know you, she'll hiss and threaten you. And then look at you with a dumb "why am I not being petted?" face.
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.......did you name your cat MC Hammer, or am I too drunk to logic?
She was already named that when she was adopted :)
Stop!
Hammer time
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