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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Skibidi.

Toilet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Does anyone have the link to the original facebook page (I know it's a parody, I don't want to buy this)?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's a meme... fake name and all. Yall as dumb as the the trumpers lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

A meme in a meme community you say? Wild…

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I didn’t realize we were in the “very real and true political stories” community. It’s a joke not a Trump Dildo…. Don’t take it so hard.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

These may represent the first time that Trump, or a likeness of Trump, gave sexual pleasure to another human being.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

While this is obviously fake, I saw some Trump butt plugs going around at one point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yep, when he fucked the US and by extension most of the world.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not for men, indeed. The base isn't wide enough, so there's a risk of suction in the rectum. You don't want to end up in the emergency room.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Come on, this isn't real. Sound out that name 'Mike Oxmall'. Even Moe Sizlak might not fall for this one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Looks like this has been floating around for a few years too

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mike-oxmall-trump-dildos/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I literally had to say it out loud before I understood 😂

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

TIL Moe is probably smarter than I am.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

sigh

Internet . . . can you not, right now?

[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not for men? If they could figure out how to sell them discretely at his rallies they would be the largest market!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, stick 'em where the sun don't shine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think the dark side of the moon is interested...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Also, you'd have to move them across the surface on a monthly basis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You know, bad silicone or basically any impurities in these can be hazardous to one's health. Quick, someone buy me one and I'll tell you if it's made woth poor quality materials.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Absolutely not weird

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Okay, but if the person who took that picture is a staunch Trump opponent, why did she make a 3D model of a dildo shaped like his head, and more to the point, why did she print so many

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rating: False

A trump store did not sell dildos like this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay, I'm gay as hell but I don't get this. Something about the pronunciation but....???

"mi k[e]ox mall" is the best that I see, and that's... D- at best.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Something about the pronunciation but…???

Mike Oxmall is a homophone for "my cock's small"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Lol, you said homo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

someone took the work of designing these and place a order with multiple bright colors 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It could be artists side project.

Doing a clay sculpture at home, doing a negative cast in plaster, and then the positive one in silicone wouldn't be that difficult for something that size.

If the negative plaster cast holds up you could get multiple silicone dildos out of it. (The clay original is destroyed in the process)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Those look fdm-printed.

You do not want to use them as a sex toy- besides the layer’s micrograms housing bacteria that cannot be sterilized, it’s likely to snap off into sharp bits.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It would make sense that this sex toy injures the user

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They don't really. They look like they were cast using some of the materials seen in the background. Look at the one flopped over.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

¿Porque no Los dos? FDM printed and then cast. Layered and ribbed for his pleasure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Probably. I have also heard of resin dipping the print before you make the mold to fill in layer lines.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It's time to start a betting pool against the headline "Trump supporter admitted to ER with shattered effigy of convicted felon lodged in the neck of her womb"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They look so cheap too, like the head would peel off after two pumps

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Not for men? I'm gonna buy one and shove it right up my ass. Try to stop me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

With the quality of this shit, the head will detach...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

You should steal one instead.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is what “be gay, do crimes” was coined for

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Damn should I stop throwing bricks at cop cars then?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Throw some trump dildos at the police. They'll stop what they're doing and fight each other over them, giving their victims time to escape.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Damn, I wish I was this smart. Notes that that cops well fight over Trump dildos like zombies to a beeping grenade

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Nah, better do a couple more. Just in case.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

not for men

Don't you tell me what I can and can not stick up my funhole. I thought this was America.

That said, while the natural resting place for Donald Trump's head is inside an asshole -- his own -- I'll pass, I've got better toys already.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Damn NOT for men... my weekend plans are ruined 🥲

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Exactly what trump supporters need. Maybe, finally, this will help them understand how much trump is fucking them