Wait won't this turn off their brains? How will they breathe?
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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This seems more practical for a temporary birth control for men.
Still under development, but works like a microscopic net to prevent sperm from exiting and can be dissolved later if you do decide to have kids.
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This, but I want the voice command changed to "Go go gadget genitalia"
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Forget the Codom and Get STIs
I discovered this amazing life hack. If you never talk to women, you'll never have sex with one and then you'll never have kids.
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Who needs to turn their sperm release on and off so quickly? I understand wanting it to be easier than surgery but no one needs it so fast that you flip a switch. Deciding to have kids is a huge decision that often takes months of fucking to succeed at.
It's for when you need to pee
What if you don't want to have kids with your concubine, but do want to have kids with your wife? What then... Mr smarty pants?
No that's so you can release it after you've pulled out. Its gotta go somewhere.
Need to set up a railway switch track in there. Divert unneeded loads to /dev/null/ and then hit the switch to return to the normal output track.
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Id do this if you could get LED ground effects attached to the bait&tackle, good for the dramatic reveal
Go full RGB, acquire "Gamer Balls".
That's this:
The RGB just makes you nut faster.
Actually you’ll need to cum 3-5 times with the switch off to eliminate the chances of impregnating someone!
It’s that way when having a vasectomy
When I got a vasectomy, it was like 20 before they wanted to do a fertility test.
Hook it up to a clapper and live life dangerously.
Ya but can I have my switch installed near my taint?
Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I'll give you an errection in front of the HR manager."
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you'll never get an errection again.*
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Future kink
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After you get snipped, it's potentially weeks/months before you are shooting blanks, a switch like this is less of babies/no babies and more like babies/accidental babies.
Edit: sorry for facts on shit post
Yes here is an article about it. Article
The relevant part. “The binary nature of the Bimek SLV might make it seem that you can switch off your potency at will, but the body will need time to flush existing sperm out of the system, as it were. The ever-helpful FAQ says that it may take up to three months, or “until about your 30th ejaculation.” Whichever comes first is a question only you can answer.”
30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.
Weirdest gdq speedrun ever?
Yep. For anyone who's that serious about not having children, that's more like an incentive.
Source: got snipped.
When I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then "ejaculate as frequently as possible" before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test.
Doctor's orders! 🫡
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That's like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?
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This was my first thought. I could see this being a medical procedure in place of a vasectomy. Get switch (or something less likely to get bumped) installed and set to off. Then when you want to have kids, another procedure to turn the switch on.
People keep looking for a quick fix for male sperm control, I didn't think it is possible. At least not as a off and on solution that keeps coming up.
Maybe this plus a urethral spermicide enema?
I think you'll need to go deeper than just the urethra.
Yeah, but you still gotta go through it
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