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[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 months ago (4 children)

30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Weirdest gdq speedrun ever?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'll hold your beer, but I'm not providing an audience.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Screw this guy. I'll cheer you and bring you water when you're done

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah...you need to be hydrating if you're fapping several times a day.

That's just good science.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yep. For anyone who's that serious about not having children, that's more like an incentive.

Source: got snipped.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then "ejaculate as frequently as possible" before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test.

Doctor's orders! 🫡

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Lol I was given the same advice.

“Go home, rest up for two weeks, the bust as much as you can before you come back and get tested”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

You're lying. 42 a day is the limit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Beat your meat in the missus?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Gotta wait for the clear bill of health