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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think this might fall under "cruel and unusual punishment" for his cellmate. Imagine having to live in a tiny room with this blowhard.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Alcoholics often smell bad, and going through withdrawals will make him extra cranky too.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You leave alcoholics out of this! Are they not suffering enough?!

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

dude fucked us all the way over here in south america.

why is it never a police raid and handcuffs for these people? always just pwease come get awwested 🥺

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how long it takes for DT to set in.

Is Bannon gonna be turning tricks for toilet wine by Friday?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

(number of last drinks) - (hours from last drink) + 24hours = SuperHappyFunTimes

I assume he'll show up completely plowed to give himself some extra runway.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I love that for him.

I hope he doesn't get any medicinal alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hope he does, so that he can serve his full sentence properly. No skipping out to the hospital or rehab.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Bannon Inmate No: 05635-509

When does Trump get his inmate number?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago

Trump was already booked as Inmate P01135809 in the Georgia election subversion case.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Holy cow, it's legit.

Amazing

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

LOL!!! I actually had to look that up. I'm so glad they're finally hauling is carcass off to a real prison.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You got trombone Riker on speed dial

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I suspect you're also like me, and have a cache of reaction memes

Example:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mostly just the Riker one. It's sort of my duty around here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What did the short-tailed weasel ever do to you to deserve this

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a European stoat, just to add a layer of irony

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They are native to N. America as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The closely-related European Polecat is also native to Europe, North America and Asia.

Fun extra bit of trivia, it's believed that's what ferrets were domesticated from because they can interbreed.

Edit: To make things even crazier, I just looked it up on Wikipedia to make sure I was right, and it's now believed that the domestic ferret was domesticated from a North African breed of European polecat.

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