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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

The fuckhole is going to finally serve some time. He can never be referred to as anything but a convicted felon from now on. Rot in hell, maggotbag. LOL

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

What do they mean report to jail? Shouldn't he have been beat by the cops and in jail already because the bail was far more than he could afford. Ultimately causing him to lose his job and put an incredible strain on his family?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

wonder who he pissed off that ordered the supreme court infiltrators to rule against him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

He’s getting the Independence Day he deserves.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

4 months is a pitiful sentence for this rotting bag of feces.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

it's only contempt, from my understanding of law it's not uncommon for contempt of court, and inter court violations to be anywhere from like 2 weeks of jail time, to a few months.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's got more trials coming up...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I thought he got pardoned?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Trump pardoned him for different acts. After the pardon he did more shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Really doubt Biden is pardoning that fuck stick

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It was Trump, but I guess for previous crimes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Enjoy bitch

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Good, lock up the traitor filth already. Truly a reprehensible man.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This wanker richly deserves time in the slammer.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Rules for thee and not for me? How tf did he get to appeal all the way to THE SUPREME COURT! ffs. Anyway unfortunately it's only 3 months but in this time he'll go through the agony of alcohol withdrawal. I hope it's utter hell he wishes on all of us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I dont think his appeal moved all the way there, though it was a federal case so it could have. I think this was a hail mary last play for them to intervene and put a hold on things. Either way even they said no

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Now do Trump. Put him in jail.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am thinking of making themed clothing for my family. Like black and orange stuff for Halloween. What age does everyone think my kids will be too cool for it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Probably 12.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Glad he is going there on Monday.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If he's smart, he'll be on a chartered flight out of the US now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Move into Assanges old hole?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's no non-extradition country that wants him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

He is no longer useful for them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Much easier to destabilize the US from within.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Russia already has him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's one with supermarkets where you put a ruble coin into a hole to take a cart. He'd probably be delighted to have a mansion across the street from the Seagal's one.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A. That's not smart B. Have you read any of the garbage that comes out of his mouth? He's clearly not smart.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can't go to non-extradite country?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Probably wouldn't be allowed on a plane.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Perhaps too many movies have been watched?

High profile criminal with huge media footprint. I would place chance of successful flee at <2%.

Currently he is likely to spend about 3months in jail and while it won't be a good time, it's just enough to be tolerable and put him at martyr status to the fools that listen to his pathetic dribble. Attempting to flee this will likely result in much stiffer penalties.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He should run, it would be hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He tries to pull an Osama and lives in a cave. Gets caught order Uber eats

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Alright, listen up. We have a fugitive on the run: Steve Bannon. We need all hands on deck to track him down. Our primary search areas are Taco Bells and other fast food joints. This is a coordinated effort, so follow these instructions carefully.

First, teams will be deployed to every Taco Bell in the vicinity. Check the dining area, restrooms, and parking lots. Speak with employees and customers. If anyone has seen him, get as much detail as possible about his direction of travel.

Second, expand the search to other fast food chains: McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, KFC, you name it. These are high-traffic locations where he might blend in easily. Again, cover every corner: inside and out.

Report in every 30 minutes with updates, even if you don’t find anything. This is a time-sensitive operation, and coordination is key.

Stay vigilant, stay sharp, and let’s bring Steve Bannon in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

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