A Boring Dystopia

This is worse than a boring distopia. This is a "let's scientifically measure and control the breaking point of humans" level distopia.

I would not provide my employer with either photos of my loved ones or my favourite music

this is just the uncomfortable toilets in reverse.

Wow, this is a great idea for something "Friend Computer" would do in the Paranoia RPG; this community is a gold mine!

So they'll show family photos while playing "We shall destroy"?

That would just be weird.

I'm having a hard time processing that's not from The Onion...

Wow, this is just like in Severance

Is this one of those “corporate wellness programs” we hear so much about?

I’m still pissed they scrapped my idea of sending in a cold slice of pizza cut in half with a card that reads “we love you employee #3891-A” 😡

I first read "mortgage of the family" and somehow it's worse.

They're going to show me pictures of people who I don't really like, accompanied by metal music that's probably about killing people, or eating peoples flesh, or snuggling kittens?

Having worked in a call centers, I feel like it's the dumbest, most self centered boomers with "customer is king" attitude that just want to shout at someone rather than fix their issues (that can usually be fixed with a Google search). It's like they need people to suffer. Just let them hang up when people are disrespectful instead of this shit.

Along with a subtitle reading "it would be a shame if something happened to them"

Hush, little wagie, don't say a word.

AI's gonna show you a photo of your kids.

My first "real" job was in retail. One of the assistant store managers was an old Vietnam vet named John. John spent his whole [civilian] career, 40 something years, working there at a job he absolutely hated. He was notoriously grumpy, rough around the edges, and smoked like a freight train. But, John did two things for me that I will never forget.

First thing: One day a customer was looking for something in a department that I wasn't familiar with. I tried (and failed) to help him find what he was looking for. There wasn't anyone staffing that area so I called John for help. The customer was an asshole. He was being a complete jerk from the start and when John showed up, he proceeded to tell John just exactly how incompetent he thought I was, while I was standing there.

John just glared at him and very politely but sternly said, "Sir, I'm going to have to stop you right there. jubilationtcornpone is one of our finest employees and I'm sure he tried to help you as best he could. I would appreciate it if you wouldn't talk about him like that." The guy wasn't happy but that did shut him up.

Second thing: John and I are talking one evening and he just kind of puts his hand on my shoulder and says, "JubilationTCornpone, You need to get the hell out of here and go make something of yourself. You don't want to be here when you're my age. Don't waste your life."

16 year old me didn't particularly like John. He was a hard boss. Also, did I mention he was perpetually grumpy? But, he earned my respect. He stood up for me and wasn't going to just stand by and let someone else treat me badly. Even if that meant losing a customer. If you're an executive or manager and you force your people to just sit there and take it while they're being bullied or harassed, then you're an enabler.

Nobody deserves to be treated like that. People get upset. Sometimes for legitimate reasons. i get that. That doesn't give them the right to treat others like they're less than human. Even if it's someone that they'll never meet face to face.

Jokes on them, seeing my family would only stress me more and my favourite music is not calming.

What the fuck

This is fucking insane

Now this is a boring dystopia -- make a halfarsed attempt to "help" mentally exhausted call workers rather than giving them the power to punish abusive customers or to actually fix whatever corporate-level fuckery made them that way in the first place.

Fucking hell

They gonna braindance choombas that can't cope with meatspace.

They should be more concerned with calming down abusive customers -- or, in the even more likely event that the customer is justifiably irate, correcting whatever corporate fuckery incited the whole situation in the first place!

But of course they won't even consider that, and will place all the blame on the low-level peon instead.

If you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

"Are you feeling stressed? Did you just lose a family member? Or are you living in an abusive relationship? Well, do I have the stuff for that!"

What the actual sh*tnuggets

Edit: I did some further research for different sources and can't seem to find the same article anywhere. I can only find one that says they will use AI to alter hostile tones from call center employees.