massive_bereavement

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago

Does the Noble Quran only refer to OpenVPN tunnels or it also covers WireGuard? What if I'm setting my own server on a halal VPS?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

In a knife fight the first to reach ICU wins.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

That's because you're less crab than you should be. Look at the other animals, how they are making an effort to become a crab. That's why there are so many beetles, they are its Holiness messengers and the message is: "Be a crab".

Embrace carcinisation and its Holy pincers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe an IOT iron lung?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago

See? That's why Portugal should also have college loans.

You can't leave if you've got minus money.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Just be aware that they have urticating hairs that can be released into the air and some guy got some lodged in his cornea. Their venom also has neurotoxins and hemotoxins.

Probably one of the most popular pet spider, good choice.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In revenge we invented Arkansas.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

The space between the frame and the tires is more pronounced than what it seems in this image. You can see it here in maintenance so it make more sense: https://youtu.be/m5Gwttn2D7w

In all honesty, I love how retro-futurist looks in images. But on video, it looks like something Sir Clive Sinclair would have designed (given enough budget).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

That car is uglier than a monkey's armpit, but I guess they put a frame on top of an actual car and that's the best they could do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not fraud but it's a breach of contract, unless you find a different company that's ok with you having a full time job and working after hours, and you clear the air with your existing employer.

If you're found doing this, good luck explaining your next employer why they can't ask around for references.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You didn't report that you don't have a manager is a reason to fire you, but doing two jobs is both easy to find (if they're looking) and fraud.

 

In my case I'll say either Bloodhound Gang's The Bad touch or Aqua's Barbie Girl.

I mean.. what the hell is "hanky panky".

But for bonus points, I did also sing "take a walk on the wild side~" with no flying clue what "giving head" was supposed to be.

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