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In my case I'll say either Bloodhound Gang's The Bad touch or Aqua's Barbie Girl.

I mean.. what the hell is "hanky panky".

But for bonus points, I did also sing "take a walk on the wild side~" with no flying clue what "giving head" was supposed to be.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only artist I can think of where I did this is Dr. Bombay.

A Swede/Dane pretending to be Indian doing a lot of crazy stuff.

What is probably his most well known song is Taxi, taxi, taxi! Where he sings about being a blind taxi driver in Calcutta, the music video was recorded in Malaysia:

https://youtu.be/dBwrW9-QgPM

Then there is this song about him taking over a relative's restaurant, notice the frogs os in the soundtrack....

https://youtu.be/fKtNawQ3cxM

Then he made this sexist song about how he want a wife who cleans, cooks and washes laundry for him, it is made with humor, so how serious it is I can't say:

https://youtu.be/_BRVbZUe0WA

There are more songs by this character, but the guy behind him then invented the same character to Dr. Mcadoo a crazy scotsman...

This time the songs where more focused on partying:

https://youtu.be/glCK7W0hmhg

So a bit more generic...

https://youtu.be/xeJgdUWZzKg

Then he reinvented himself again into a carzy Mexican called Carlito.

I have not found any live action music videos by that character.

Here is his most well known song as far as I can tell:

https://youtu.be/pSIkcDwxwbw

I was wrong, there is one live action music video by Carlito:

https://youtu.be/4gY1AHjq1y8

Then he went away, only to resurrect Dr. Bombay a few years ago...

https://youtu.be/2lsojtENpQ0

Dr. Bombay would never have got off the ground these days, the idea that a Swede/Dane could pretend to be Indian would just not be acceptable.

He still performes live and does ok from what I can tell, I am happy for him, but starting this kind of act these days would not work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Kudos for adding the links. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Barbie Girl is cool though

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

I was 5 when it came out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sweet Transvestite from RHPS lol. My mom played magenta for many years

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

My sister loved that movie as a kid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Wild Thing by Tone Loc

"Tone, let me tell you one thing I need fifty dollars to make you holler, I get paid to do the wild thing"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

My dad was very irresponsible and taught me "Blind Man's Penis" when I was a kid. Cue the looks of horror on everyone's faces when I sang it out loud... not that I was totally unaware of why!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I’m sorry for violating your criteria, but…

6th grade, gym class, we are all doing this new thing called “aerobics” and that hot new song on the radio is playing. The song with the chorus “My angel is a centerfold”.

Then again, that’s the year we had sex-ed, so we kids knew that adults sexually lusted after each other, so … 🤷

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

When I was in 3rd or 4th grade, the gym teacher would play Mambo # 5 all the time... a song about boinking a different woman every day of the week.

Oh god, unrelated but more cringe school song memories: Assembly before high school prom introduced the football team for some reason.

To... let the bodies hit the floor, followed by I Stand Alone, which does not make any fucking sense as football is a team sport.

Ugh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That would be 'Centrefold' by J. Geils Band

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

My Dingaling by Chuck Berry

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

All the Linkin Park songs.

After he hung himself, it all makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Yeah that one was weird. Like the dude was always singing about being horrifically depressed, and then when he hung himself it was like surprised Pikachu face

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

In The End, Numb, Crawling, One Step Closer, Runaway, Place for My Head… motherfucker I hadn’t really thought to much about it before

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

When I was a kid I had a few albums of french singer Renaud who was a bit of an anarchist. So naturally the first CD I got next Christmas was a live album of his, which starts with a song called "where did I put my gun". It's uh... Maybe his most savage ever, with gems such as :

  • "navy blue makes me want to puke, I hate work, justice and army"
  • "military marches screw me up, and I'll fuck your republic"

Good times...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dance Ten, Looks Three from A Chorus Line.

I'll let you look it up. My relatives thought it was hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's amusing to me that overview never mentions the rather catchy hook (which was cause to clutch pearls in the era).

The version I grew up with on Youtube. Later versions softened the delivery a bit, but... yeah.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Cum on Feel the Noize

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

When I was a kid, Strokin’ by Clarence Carter was a super popular wedding song (at least where I grew up) and it had a fun line dance so we all knew every word and had no idea what it was about.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Cigaro - System of a Down

Mezmerize was one of the first albums I ever owned around age 9. I knew almost every song by heart and would constantly sing along to them in the car. I have a vivid memory of singing this song in particular in the parking lot of the local mall when my dad finally decided to tell me what "cock" meant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

You're telling me Serj wasn't singing about a rooster??!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Edit meant to reply to the thread not your comment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Next - Too Close

I recall my friends and I singing some of these lyrics when we were 11-12 with zero idea that it's blatantly about a hard dick. The radio channel that played it didn't come in too well where I lived, so we didn't know 99% of the song, only the melody.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For some reason I Don't Like Mondays was popular with my parents when I was a kid and I remember singing it sometimes. Turns out it's about an actual school shooting and not just disliking Mondays.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

It did have a pretty catchy chorus.

Turns out it's about an actual school shooting and not just disliking Mondays.

Back when a school shooting was actually something to write a song about.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like "pump up kicks" though that's more obvious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I think "I want to shoot the whole school down" isn't terribly subtle, but Pumped Up Kicks definitely spells it out for you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Bobby Brown - Humpin Around

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Back when I took singing lessons my teacher (who mostly taught kids but I was an adult learner) shared that she often had to veto the songs kids wanted to sing. One in particular that stuck with me was a less than 10 year old who wanted to sing Lady Gaga’s Love Game. Which has the lyric “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick” among other very adult lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Those lyrics are more spoken than sung, so for music lessons, that makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My stepson was always singing I Will Survive. Mentioned that was sorta the gay anthem. He was horrified. So he started singing YMCA instead.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Call me crazy, but him being horrified by that sounds like bad parenting...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

That punchline got me real good.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Clarence Carter - Strokin

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Ring Around the Rosie

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah you know me!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had no idea what 'OPP' stood for as a kid, which is funny, because it's right in the lyrics, but I was too young to understand what that meant. So I, too, would just belt that song out whenever it came on. Nobody stopped me, either.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh wow, I'm today years old when I found out what that means.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Now go back and watch Hilary Clinton's Between Two Ferns interview, and let the layers of that joke unfold

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure there's never been an official definition for what it meant. I believe they claimed it stood for "other people's problems" back in the day while other people said "other people's pussy."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The lyrics aren't too ambiguous, I don't think...

O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple

The last P... well... that's not that simple

It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten

It's five little letters that are missin' here"

[...]

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted

The first two letters are the same but the last is something different

It's the longest, loveliest, lean- I call it the leanest

It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Independence Day by Martina McBride is about murdering an abusive husband by setting the house on fire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia is about murder

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Two.

*And his cheating wife had never left town

And that's one body that'll never be found*