this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

If I did this I would immediately try to get a second job with the extra time and save like crazy.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

2022

So, how did it go?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Don't worry Anon, I'm sure it'll work out.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Long ago I worked at Wal-mart's tire center while going to college and to get as many hours as I could they let me work with the overnight people after we closed at 7. In theory. The problem was the overnight managers never got told about this so I would just hang out doing nothing for 3 hours every night and getting paid. This went on for 3 months until I got a better job and no one ever questioned me about it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't you still feel bad about defrauding Walmart for 180 hours worth of pay?
Cause I don't.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
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