Early_To_Risa

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Anon tells the tale of the Garfield phones (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon browses r/AmITheAsshole (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon is 17 (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon believes in Gaben (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon starts asking questions (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon explains the 2nd amendment (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon finds a flashdrive (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon experiences summer love (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon is an example (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon needs to pay the rent (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon turns 30 (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon loves his orb (sh.itjust.works)
 
Anon has a Bean Boy in c/[email protected]
Anon doesn't like reddit in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

AI really is taking our jobs, huh?

Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Step 1. Give up your sanity

Anon casts a healing spell in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is like an episode of House.

Anon drives a bus in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I've just been saving random greentexts for years that get posted elsewhere. It's much better than trying to sift through the porn and other garbage yourself.

Anon drives a bus in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm glad you're enjoying these. I'll keep logging in to post greentexts until I forget.

Anon gets banned from Walmart in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Anon is the Messiah

Anon watches Malcolm in the Middle in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 month ago (4 children)

And his dad is a meth dealer

Anon looks up greentexts in drama class in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I am now a more enlightened person. Thank you for introducing me to the legend of the chippo man.

Anon looks up greentexts in drama class in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I was hoping you could tell me

Anon's day at the beach in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

People have forgotten how to have fun.

Anon meets his dream girl in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her

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