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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 hours ago

Unironically, Street Fighter. That scene where he says, "For you, the day Bison graced your village was one of the most important days of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

I think about it a lot in dealing with other people. It was supposed to make him sound like even more of a jerk, but I actually think it's a good commentary on what it's like to deal with the public. Imagine being a doctor. Sometimes, you get to deliver good news. Sometimes bad. Sometimes you can do something, and sometimes you just can't. If the doctor tried to care as much as the patients, they'd be emotionally destroyed in short order. For them, it HAS to just be a Tuesday.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

But if I lose weight all the people who called me a retarded fatass my entire childhood win.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

But have you avoided getting smarter too? If not, then they've already won.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago

If you keep the weight they'll be double right. If you lose the weight they'll only be half right!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 hours ago

I saw the Lord of the Rings as a teenager and now all I wanna do is sit around barefoot, smoke pipe and cook, eat and drink with friends. And everyone has to leave their bullshit at the door.

No wizards!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Training day made me realize I wanted to be a dirty cop

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

And smoke PCP. Not so keen on getting my shit pushed in, though

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Thanks for sharing your story #inspirational

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Welcome to tthe NHK made me try to be more social. I'm still pretty anxious but it's slowly getting y little better.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 hours ago

office space had some great eye opening lessons:

  • you can say no to overtime
  • some tasks are totally not important, and its insanely important to have a priority order, otherwise you go insane.
[–] [email protected] 57 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

The Matrix made me realise my whole reality was a lie and now I’m pro-Patriarchy, pro-Authoritarian and pro-conformity just like the characters.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Exactly! Cypher is the only sensible person in that whole world. /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

He does make sense. What does it matter to you if you don't realize it is all fake

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

All he wanted was a nice steak. What's wrong with that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Eventually getting flushed into the gutter when the human battery's best before date passes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Trump gives the vibes of a piece of shit steak-loving betrayer who wanted to be put back into the battery pod and be king who's ass is kissed globally

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I think people don't realize you're making fun of manosphere and alt right creators co opting the terms from the movies like red pill and others.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago

I think Flight Club is a better idea of the right people walking away with the wrong message.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

If Anon is anything like me, my advice for next steps would be to start learning about metabolic health.

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