this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What would happen if you did the equivalent of feeding your A.I. a healthy diet, then run a parallel system and fed it only burgers and pizza and Doritos?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

you could probably get more energy burning a burger in a generator, than eating it. BM

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Nothing, cos energy is energy

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My shit ass wetware needs to lock in and catch up. It can't even run Doom or play back Bad Apple properly.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Visualise playing Doom in your head. It's free, and the cops can't stop you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"You wouldn't imagine downloading a car, would you?"

Well? Would you?!

.....?

ANSWER ME!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Efficiency wins out.

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