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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I think you're having a Mengele Effect about the Mandela Effect

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Well that can't be a good thing

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Maybe you feel that way because green vermin are seen as ill

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

For me, this word is associated with red

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's a wonderful game I played called crosscode, and one of the areas is called "Vermillion Wastelands" and everything is red. Also that's the first time I heard the word so can't relate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Bro, you never played pokemon?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Oh Yeah. As a kid I never actually knew how to pronounce the word.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (7 children)

I feel the same sort of way about chartreuse. Can we just switch them?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Chartreuse is literally named after the green French liquor.

It's my favorite alcohol, and the color is amazing.

I will not accept this blasphemy

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's because the ver looks like vert which is the french word for green

Vermont is derived from Green Mountain

So vermilion looks like it could mean a green million, which sounds like a funny way to say a million dollars.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Verde is also green in Spanish. A quick translation tells me that in Latin it's Viridis which makes it make sense that it's similar in most Latin based languages.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A fancy word for green in English is Viridian

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Weren't they a Star Trek species that used to harvest your organs?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's actually the name of a bluish green pigment not just a fancy work for green.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

I have a fictional scenario I invented where a blind man is completely confused that “maroon” is a shade of red, not blue, given that it relates to the sea.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Chartreuse as well tbh, just the other way around.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, it's yellow like Electric type.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Literally my thought.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How to start a fight with an etymologist...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just tell them that beetles are stupid

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hahaha hahaha, fine, dammit, take my upvote, DAD

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Thank you son. Your support means the world to me. ((Hug))

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I played too much "Sword of Vermilion" on Sega Genesis to have this particular issue.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (5 children)

colorblind people are like, "yeah, totally."

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

In Portuguese "vermelho" is red

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Aw, came here to say that and got beaten to the punch. Damn you, fast Portuguese speakers.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I always feel like Portuguese is the romance language that hated their parents and refused to participate in any family activities. Like Latin is in the front seat yelling back "Cur non eritis sicut sorores tuae!" and Portuguese is in the way back going, "Pare de tentar controlar quem eu sou!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I've heard it sounds like someone with a Slavic accent speaking Spanish

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

People speaking Russian always triggers my Portuguese language processor, so yeah I'd say that's accurate.

Here's the thing about Portuguese: you can go from portuguese to other romance languages much more easily than the reverse. If you want to learn Italian, French and Portuguese, start with Portuguese.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Portuguese is what happens when you let a bunch of drunk sailors create their own language.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 months ago (2 children)

naw, its the french poisoning your mind

green in french is vert

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

We also have "vermeille" in French

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

For those of us in the US, we're more likely to encounter the Spanish "verde."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Given most of the US population lives between Massachusetts and Florida (so would likely have more of French exposure via English and history) , and the French influence in lots of English, it's a toss up.

I certainly learned the French vert long before the Spanish verde.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're telling me you never encountered salsa verde before learning the French word "vert"? Even if true, I highly doubt that's the norm.

And I'm not sure why you think being on the East Coast matters. 13% of Americans speak Spanish at home, less than 0.4% speak French or Cajun at home. That's a ridiculously huge region you've cited that includes NYC where you're probably going to visit a bodega long before you learn "vert" and Florida which has major Spanish influence, just like the other two most populous states California and Texas. I live about 100 miles from the Canadian border in the west, so by your geographic argument I should encounter more French than Spanish, but Spanish exposure is way more common here.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Because "vert" is the French word for green.

[–] [email protected] 208 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Ver- words are often green because of Latin. "Verde" in Italian, "Vert" in French, "Verdant" in English

[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, except for vermilion which comes from latin vermis and means worm.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Vermillion is such a pretty word to mean worm colored...

I guess a worm can be cute if you give it a bow to wear.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Also "verde" in Portuguese, but red is "vermelho"

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