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This looks like a parody of all those bullshit incel images explaining how a woman's vagina will become loose if she's promiscuous.
Fleshlight designs are getting weird (they were getting weird before too, it's just that now also).
im gonna need some context for the original image
Penile implants to combat erectile dysfunction - you can see the original annotations about the valve and pump located in the scrotum, along with the inflatable bladder that gets insert in the shaft.
Better than what AI is vomiting up..
Not relevant.
They were originally demonstrating clogged arteries.
Asking for a friend?
I suppose it was some typical religious bullshit like "masturbation bad, god sad, boo".
Probably something to do with cholesterol
This is why sounding is important.
I use a q-tip to get everything
Pipe cleaner crew checking in.
I use a plumbing snake, works better
Well, that's enough internet for me today.
There is actually a lot of scientific evidence to back this up. Many male prostitutes will undergo a natural transformation where their penis turns into a breakfast burrito, so they can charge for the night and then again for food in the morning.
Transformers: burritos in disguise!
You can insert a cockroach into your penis. Its eat all the accumulated semen and when finish its get out. Is pretty easy and safety to do.
I think Google AI mentioned something about this 🤔
Also that jumping off the golden gate bridge is a viable way to deal with depression.
To be fair, I haven't heard any complaints of depression from people who have jumped off the golden gate bridge, so it seems true. 🤔
Wait is this a blood clot demo that's been relabeled
The vegans re-labeled it too
"the vegans"
Yes, yes. We decided to relable this picture on our last annual Vegan-Council.
Joke aside, a plant base diet seems to be better for your arteries.
https://www.businessinsider.com/researcher-gave-up-meat-doctor-described-effects-on-arteries-2022-12
Amd more scientific
Something like that
I love me some mcgriddles
I drink this to remove the buildup and keep my system healthy
It's nice to see a fella who cares about the fuel economy of his penis.
will that treat 15 gallons of beverage or waste?