turbowafflz

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder what nuclear women decay into, also does their gender radiation change the gender of people around them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It could be the silhouette of a sunbeam radiant control toaster

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Linux roleplay except it's just you by yourself

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Slightly off topic, but whatever distro you choose you probably want to use the kernel parameter amdgpu.abmlevel=0 because without it the display gets super washed out and low contrast when the laptop is in power saving mode which drove me insane until I figured out that parameter.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Is the woman on the right edge dylan mulvaney?? What government position do they think she had??

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago

A little ziplock bag full of nipple clamps

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Once it's over he can never run again and will stop being relevant

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The one feature it actually needs that it's missing is syntax highlighting

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a differently shaped cartridge with the same art in this photo so it's probably from something made by the same company https://www.deviantart.com/pokemonosterfanzg/art/My-Famiclone-Keyboard-Console-427590982

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

"Surely the leopards won't eat my face"

- These guys probably

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

No because see if they lose it's because woke goblins are living in the ballot boxes and eating all the trump votes but if they win it's because they voted so hard the goblins couldn't eat them all. It's just basic goblinomics

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Jesus' holy pole is perfect to fill your lonely hole

 

If you just search for "hand me out to drive", literally all the results are websites that copied this insane transcription.

(For anyone not familiar, the actual phrase and what the song says is "hang me out to dry")

 

Including an official lenovo definition of among us

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