Baby Shark on full blast
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"Cha Cha Cha" by a Finnish dude named Käärijä.
Play it on repeat to really annoy them. And blast it as loud as possible (until they call the police on you)
1812 Overture
Ponponpon 10hrs
Anything by Infant Annihilator, it's only a little nsfw
+1 for CBAT
That System of a Down song about pulling the tapeworm out of your ass.
It's called "Needles" 😄
I have a very special set of songs for you:
- Hamster Dance
- Lama Song
- Scooter - How much is the fish
- Aqua - Barbie girl
Now, listen,here is the important part: You do not play all four songs in a row,oh no. You play the first song in a loop for days, every time you go to the loo. Maybe even place a loudspeaker with a motion sensor there.
Then you stop. And once they feel secure again, when they pull out their stupid phones again, then you strike again. With the same song!
Then,after a while you stop again. Wait for a while. Of course, they have learned and then expect the previous song again. But nooo! Another one,not one bit better than the first one.
Break their pooping souls this way!
I would add The Magic Roundabout to this list
Guaranteed insanity
Unfortunately guaranteed for both parties but it only makes your eye twitch a little bit, and it only lasts a week or two
Something super hype. Maybe "Boom" - POD
Party Rock Anthem vocals only at half-speed.
Dont add to the problem. Just buy some headphones or earbuds.
Cotton Eye Joe
That's too much fun, though.
You should play my song, Angry Desire. Lots of drums and a repeating main synth. Also it's awesome.
Pornography, the weird ASMR kind
Anything about unionisation, the boss will have security staff in there the next day.
The shipping forecast?
Can you encourage them to hurry up with a bit of "Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa?
"Push it"
"Push it real good"
Hockey Scores.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VbZMnF1VNlE&pp=ygUXaG9ja2V5IHNjb3JlcyBtZW1lIHNvbmc%3D
Ideally, start multiple looping instances of the song, at between 0.5 to 2.0 second delays.
Edit: Or, the Terrifying Tiny Tim rendition of Tiptoe Through The Tulips.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA&pp=ygUYdGlwdG9lIHRocm91Z2ggdGhlIHR1bGlw
Dante's Inferno: Beatrice A XXX Parody
CBAT - they will get horny, jerk off in sync to the rhythm then leave
Alien Hip Hop - they will be either extremely confused or will get inspired to leave and form a prog rock band immediately
The Woven Web - it's such an incredibly sick song that they will have to mute their speakers and bop to it
Lmao let’s see them try to time their farts with Alien Hip Hop.
The Woven Web
Damn what a song! Thanks for the new group to binge on!
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