But the question wasn't if we'd rather be trapped with a bear or man, but rather if who we would like to meet in a forest randomly.
Wolf is the best option.
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Trick question, Wolf is a male surname.
Wolf. Not only do I think my chances are better, I'd also feel less bad about trying to fuck up a wolf if I had to
Considering there's basically no chance of fucking up the gorilla, I don't think you'd have to worry about the ethics of the situation.
I'll admit "trying" was doing a lot of heavy-lifting in that sentence ;)
Are we talking a sign language-using gorilla with a pet kitty or...?
A random one, so most likely not
Definitely wolf. If I get trapped with a gorilla and some shots it to save me, humanity get will get so much negative karma on top of what we are still paying from 2016 and I won't be able to live with the guilt.
Run, Forrest, run!
Really missed the opportunity to have the top bracket be "Lions" and "Tigers"
Lions, Tigers, and Bears, no man!
All these answers about potentially killing the other party just makes the bear answer so logically stupid in every situation. No human could fight a bear but if a woman needed to kill a man it would be a much more believable scenario.
Even though it's the most prolific killer of the animal kingdom, the winner of the competition turned out to be the mosquito.
My wife would probably pick the man over the mosquito. She hates those things because they always seem to seek her out.
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