Programmer Humor

Yes, happily unemployed 😊

I itch just looking at these.

I'd be fine if it was just biting mosquitoes that disappeared.

I upvoted this before I saw what community it was in. Now I wish I could upvote twice.

The monkey paw curls: all insects and other "bugs" are gone now, the food chain collapses bottom up and the human race is just about extinct within 10 years.

I already do this on occasion, there is usually just several inches of snow on the ground when I do.

I slept outside once as a kid and ended up with massive mosquito bites all over my body.

I get the importance of bugs, but why do they gotta be such annoying assholes.

German has a word for it: Insektensterben

Image is accurate, since without bugs, the food chain collapses and takes society with it, and the survivors will have to migrate to rural areas that can support a hunter-gatherer lifrstyle.

Me if ticks didn't exist.

I used lay directly in the grass without a care in the world.

Gets mauled by a bear.

It's kind of funny how cyclical the solution is here. Compute needs power. That power is driving climate change. Which kills the bugs which kills the humans which prevents any more bugs from being created.

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