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[–] [email protected] 321 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't mind bees. It's the ones that bite you for no reason at all that I can't stand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You confuse bees with wasps or what

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Just because your puny human brain can't comprehend the reason doesn't mean they didn't have one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Also bees don't really bite. They sting.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Bees and butterflies don't pollinate all by themselves, FYI. Things that bite/sting also do a lot of pollination work! Flies, wasps, etc

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

mosquitoes can fuck right off. the rest stays.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Without mosquitoes many birds and bats (also both great pollinators) would die out :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Actually mosquitos help as well, they are a food source for many other insects and animals. It’s just a food chain (and you are at the bottom… with that sweet, sweet blood)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I remember reading a long time ago that most insects are a very protein dense food source ... beef when looking at the whole cow is about 50%-60% protein overall .... while an insect is about 90% protein.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

if you're not concerned about the texture crickets taste almost exacly like peanuts

[–] [email protected] 21 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Bite you for no reason?! You're the one crushing their home and messing everything up!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

It makes you realize why we want to destroy the world so easily when we only ever see the world as being convenient for us only and not for all life no matter what shape or form it comes in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly. I'd like to see OP's reaction if a giant would crush his house and maybe even his loved ones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Little Fly,
Thy summer's play
My thoughtless hand
Has brushed away.

Am not I
A fly like thee?
Or art not thou
A man like me?

For I dance
And drink, and sing,
Till some blind hand
Shall brush my wing.

If thought is life
And strength and breath
And the want
Of thought is death;

Then am I
A happy fly,
If I live,
Or if I die.

  • poem by William Blake
[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago

funny how well this fits for both meanings