me if hayfever didn't exist:
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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80% of our bugs will be replaced by AI by the year 2026
Don't worry, AI will reintroduce those bugs into our software to live on there
Yeah if bugs didn't exist I'd be homeless too
I used to sleep on the grass before my jujutsu class. Got bit by some bugs once, but honestly, the worst problem was trying to find a spot without goose poop.
I enjoy and appreciate nature in nearly all its forms. Even mosquitos just tryna live, they're born required to bite somebody 🤷♂️
Fuck the Canada goose.
Fuck em as a group, fuck their whole flocks, fuck a flying V of Canada geese. Fuck em as an entire grand, branching lineage of this strange fractal miracle we call life, get rid of the Canada goose and our timeline returns to the more harmonious path it had been on before everything stopped making sense.
Canada is cool, fuck that goose tho.
You need to meet it's bigger brother, the swan.
Where I live we get white swans, Canadian geese, and Egyptian geese. Egyptian are smaller and absolutely fine. Canadian will get angry and tell you to fuck off Swans are 50% bigger and will run you out of the county.
Nah fuck mosquitos, specifically the genus that sucks blood, which is a subsect. They don't even add to an ecosystem and its been widely theorized they could be wiped out without environmental harm, but only benefit.
Death to biting mosquitos.
Sounds like a certain lake troll is agitating to improve his lake-dwelling experience, if ya ask me.
What a out ticks?
Please don't fuck the geese
Ahahah why tho?
We're working on it.
Yes, happily unemployed 😊
I itch just looking at these.
Yeah, sadly gras is still plenty itchy
I'd be fine if it was just biting mosquitoes that disappeared.
I upvoted this before I saw what community it was in. Now I wish I could upvote twice.
Upvoted you since I can't upvote the post twice
Upvoting this whole chain because I can't multi-upvote OP too
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