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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The monkey paw curls: all insects and other "bugs" are gone now, the food chain collapses bottom up and the human race is just about extinct within 10 years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would say It's not really the loss of bugs in general that cause the food chain to collapse, but the loss of pollinating insects specifically that really causes problems.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're definitively forgetting about other important insects for agriculture such as worms

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Worms aren't insects, but I agree they are definitely important

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

That's optimistic...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Don't 'monkey's paw' comments usually have a negative?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 40 minutes ago

Extremophiles: "Are we a joke to you?"

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

the capybaras are dead :c

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Depends on the monkey