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So I'm still on Facebook and lately the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying "Amen". See: https://www.facebook.com/davon999/posts/pfbid023woxuD3nufLG6PpqmHzHamDLTwkRNJjJi6xYmyX7g88TzwidnM9H5hz18wNL8s39l

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[–] ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Maybe the people on your Facebook are also AI/bots. It's just one big circle of bots posted altered photos and responding to them.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying “Amen”.

I'm worried. Should I be worried?

2000+ years ago, literature didn't exist in the way it does today. A book was only writable/readable to those that were literate, whom were in the overwhelming minority. I can appreciate how such an incomprehensible thing, said to contain the very word of god, might be considered practically magic in its own right. Today, all that's demystified mostly because nearly all of us understand that writing is just a form of technology, and learn so as small children.

Now, we have a brand new incomprehensible thing that can churn out religious iconography with the push of a button.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

propaganda always existed. People have pictures of white & blonde jesus in their homes. Jesus was midde eastern. Didn't need AI for that.

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

Jesus playing centaur like luffy with kinemons legs

[–] Muninn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

When nobody is there to save you and you need to save yourself.

[–] KraBa@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why does he not simply walk on the water?

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Stretch2m@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] kromem@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Open your mind....

Open your mind...

Open your mind....

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

AI photos have taken Facebook by storm. So many are very obviously fucked up looking and not real, but the sheer stupidity of the masses shines as strong as ever. I even stumbled into a weird genre of AI-generated pictures of motorcycles built entirely from wood planks, usually with a toddler sitting on one and a caption like "Make this myself!", and the comments section is absolutely bursting with morons praising how wonderful the craftsmanship is. The only part of these photos that even looks life-like is the kid. And yet..

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Damn now I kinda wanna see one of those.

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[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to... where is Jesus going btw?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Flood water's risin'. Clearly, they're headed to Noah's boat. That and Korean bus-drivers were deemed the only truly selfless and chosen ones for the rapture to come.

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The beoseu unjeonsa came in ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah!

[–] floridaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's going to JESU 24

clearly

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he's just fixed JESU 22's shit but he's a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he's off to see JESU 24.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

They are getting better with the number of fingers.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 43 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it's a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you choose the 1960's style color processing, or did midjourney?

Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

I never once considered that the Vatican might have actual powerful artifacts and/or SCP-level objects tucked away.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .

That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .

Nice. I'll have to remember that prompt. That's useful.

That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.

(now you're speaking my language)

Either it's a psychic amplifier of some kind and/or the throne itself is the inanimate-yet-sentient head of the papacy. Either way, The Vatican has it "contained" but the SCP Foundation does not approve of their methods.

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The left guy is wearing a bike helmet though

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

The buses weren't running that day.

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[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Amazing that he has the skin tone of a Scandinavian who has never felt the touch of sunlight in his bones.

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[–] prayer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Those shadows don't make sense

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

When you've got someone saying things like: "I am the light" clearly we're beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.

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[–] pipows@lemmy.today 15 points 1 year ago

This is impressive

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[–] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Just a picture of typical jesus, helping those who help themselves

[–] mysterytoy@lemm.ee 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

“And when you saw two pairs of footprints on the beach, my child... that wasn’t you and me, it was just me. Galloping majestically.”

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.

But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.

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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I've seen something similar in YouTube shorts. AI generated white jesus avatars with TTS speech talking about how if you love christ you have to comment "amen" to be saved.

It's fucking weird.

I guess having your critical thinking overriden by fear (of going to hell), isn't... The best.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

The Warhammer lore where people worship an AI as literal God suddenly seems so realistic!

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Well that's one way to feed the algorithm with comments. And apparently it works since you got to see the videos.

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Jesus was a hermaphrodite centaur. Amen

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What would you expect from those religious nutcases?

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Oh shit! It's Supply Side Jesus! Look, he's showing us how to pick ourselves up by the bootstraps!

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You see, you can tell it's fake because Jesus isn't real (and also doesn't have a spare pair of sexy lady legs)

That’s not a leg 😏

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those could be a guys legs.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we need one of them feet guys to weigh in

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes in art Jesus is depicted as having frail or feminine legs. Which I assume is where this AI got this?

Anyway if you are gay for Jesus’ legs, that’s cool bro no one is judging you here. Jesus would probably post on the com where fem boys run arch Linux and take pics of their thigh high socks.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Why do I feel like Jesus would run Suse

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