Aggravationstation

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 hours ago

"Honey, do you have anything for the garage sale?"

"Yea, I got tired of fucking this hotdog weeks ago."

"K babe."

[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Disc is short for discus.

Disk is short for diskette, the square things some discs are kept in.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In Soviet Russia, ketchup fries you...

1000014825

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the only one I have of him: 1000000151

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Just in case I considered buying it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

It's the perfect crime, I'll be unable to post about it on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

No, that's insanity

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I actually tried bacon wrapped banana once a while back, tastes amazing.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My best friend often got into screaming arguments with her boyfriend so her cat was suspicious of both of them. But me, he loved as I was always quiet and calm. Eventually he became my cat.

One time, I was sat on the left of my friend's three seat sofa, she was sat on the right. The cat came out of a door to my left, jumped on the arm of the sofa to my friends right, then stood on her lap. She was very excited but tried to hide it and started stroking him. Then without breaking eye contact he walked over to me and laid in my lap.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Why, just use the handy Microsoft Copilot to summarise the terms. I'm totally sure it won't miss out anything important.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He was the same age as the average Lemmy user when he died.

 

I just re-watched TNG "In Theory" (S04E25) and Data says that the door to his quarters is set to only allow humanoids to enter or leave when Geordie finds Spot in the hall.

Whilst I get that it would be dangerous for Spot to wander the ship freely I think it's kind of mean to keep him locked in a small room like that forever. There doesn't seem to be any cat toys in the room but maybe the computer is capable of some sort of environmental enrichment we can't immediately see.

 

Lab grown meat already exists. The same processes could easily make human meat without harming the human.

I'm fairly certain this will at some point lead to a social media fad of people trying, well, people. It seems like every possible stupid action has already been turned into one at this point https://eu.app.com/story/news/world/2024/03/07/what-is-tiktok-chroming-trend/72879475007/

Onlyfans creators already sell stuff like toenail clippings and bathwater https://kotaku.com/belle-delphine-onlyfans-paypal-pornhub-bath-water-1851491916

Wouldn't be difficult to imagine people buying meat made of their favourite creator. What they do with it is between them and their god.

"Do you really want to eat Bella Thorne's ass? Well, for just $19.99 you can fry up a small part of it!"

 

Tobacco companies had to own up to the fact that smoking is harmful in the 1960s when undeniable evidence came out. People struggled to quit because it is somewhat addictive, but mainly because they enjoyed it.

Those companies then encouraged the rhetoric about it being more addictive than heroin. It isn't. In my experience it's less addictive than caffeine.

Here's my history with nicotine:

  • Smoked cigarettes from 15 - 26.
  • Quit totally for 14 months
  • My friend who smoked moved back to town and I smoked when I was with them.
  • Switched to vaping 8 years ago.
  • Quit vaping in January this year (2024).

I bought 30 cigars at the start of last month (April 2024) and have smoked 9 of them so far. I normally just have 1 a week if I'm having a beer at home but I went out drinking 2 nights in a row at the start of this month and smoked 6 over that weekend.

Am I addicted? Maybe, but I haven't had any nicotine this week and don't plan on having any next week either.

 

Eternity's thumbnail error sometimes yields interesting results.

 
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