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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"relax" is one of the banned words I cannot use with my wife. If she was shouting about something and I said the word "relax", it would start a fight probably leading to divorce

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sounds kind of abusive, ngl

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah it sounds like someone need to calm down about being told to calm down honestly.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Happy Pride. Or Wrath as the case may be.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Happy pride! Don't know what wraith is, but it sounds bad ass so thanks for that roo!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

misspelling. I meant Wrath.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not the smartest man, and i so don't know what you mean, help a sister out?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. So is Wrath.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh and "calm your tits" is a phrase only to be used when someone involuntarily starts lactating

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

when my cat is being a little too impatient while I'm givong her her dinner, I tell her to calm all six of her tits. hasn't worked once but I find it funny.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s usually the person who’s screwing you over in the first place who tells you to calm down about it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

instead of "calm down" why not say "learn better coping techniques to handle my gaslighting, because it annoys me"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Thanks I’ll try this!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

My experience is that all upset people love to be told to calm down. 😉

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My Anger is Just AND RIGHTEOUS! NOBODY TELLS ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN UNTIL I DO!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

It is. You're absolutely right. But right now nobody's seeing anything but the 50-Foot Tall Woman, so they can't think about your logic. Maybe see if swinging one more of those Marines into the fence will be enough to help you get control of your rage. No actually better use the Mayor, he's an insufferable prick.

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