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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

nothing? not even golfing?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

He is required to do that everyday. That way we know he is fit bc he wins all the tournaments.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.

This guy…

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Sleepy DonOLD Trump

[–] [email protected] 177 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Did the pope even thank him for showing up to his funeral???

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago

“I just had a great phone call with him”

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago

Better questions is if he wanted him at the funeral

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 days ago (15 children)

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.

...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

More likely he shit his diaper and it ruined the black suit so he had no choice but the blue.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Being a full time dick is hard.

It's obviously exhausting.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Or, god forbid, mustard on a hamberder

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Such a bad AI upscale, doesn't even look like him.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Also, what's happened to Melania, with her veil and look of loathing?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Listen once you've gotten to his age, you've been to a lot of funerals. They're all the same, nothing exciting happens, and the guest-of-honor definitely could not care less.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

You'd think he'd know how to dress for one.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago

He's OBVIOUSLY Resting his EYES! Look how BRIGHT it is!

-People who called him SLEEPY JOE while he was Riding a Bike!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is he doing this "invisible dick sucking" again?
Picture sure looks like it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Hmm I thought he was having an inconspicuous wank. There is allegedly not much to wank so he could probably pull it off without raising much trouble.I am só so sorry.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They need to do the equivalent of a bouquet throw at the wedding to find out if Trump is next

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Wakes up suddenly .... jumps up and starts clapping and pumping his fists in the air .... YES! YES! ... LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! AMERICA!!!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 293 points 3 days ago (2 children)

When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We'd eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she'll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I'd take a nap on sofa. I miss those times

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[–] [email protected] 182 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Sleepy Don.

Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

drowsy donnie.

droopy donnie for those who 'know' him.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

get a bunch of clowns to be his pallbearers

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago

Probably with full diapers...

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