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never had 'em growing up, but now as an adult I want a pair

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Never saw them in person, but man, I wanted a pair as a kid. I wanted to roll around at the speed of sound.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were big with the rollerblade community as it was a way to grind rails without rollerblades. I was in the skater / rollerblade clique in my HS and they were relatively popular. Since I had the coordination of a 2 legged cow I went for heelys. I was cool in my own mind at least...

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Heelys will always be cool

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Heelies were the shit! If they ever make a pair that will work for a 300lb, 6'6 man, I'm sure to get maimed!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

as someone already said, if you can make a heelie soap combo shoe that would be cool

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Nope. Never heard of them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Nah man Iโ€™m good with my H E E L Y S

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I only know about them because Sonic Adventure 2. And even then, I didnt know they were a thing till years later. Ive never seen them or heard of them in real life, though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The only reason I know they exist is because Sonic Adventures 2 trivia videos. That, and I've seen them while playing SA2, but those are very hazy memories from when I was maybe 5-6 years old.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

i liked these because I could jump way way way higher than i ever could on my skateboard

just go to the park and sprint at a bench/table and grind the entire length of the thing. things were fun as all hell for awhile. this was like... god... 1997?

it got old after awhile because while doing sick ass grinds was fun as hell, that was all you could really do. went back to skateboarding pretty quick.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Never heard of these so i searched a bit.

Looks about the same

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Are you listening to The Adventure Zone, per chance?

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Allow me to introduce you to the best documentary you will ever watch, Soap or Die. self-funded by the world's last surviving 90s Guy and soap shoe fanatic. 20 minutes of pure joy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh my god this xslayer shit

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Always wanted one, and I never forget them because sonic adventure 2

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The original soap shoes brand is defunct, but another brand, EPIC, still makes them

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I'm the kid who got these and heely's banned at my school. Was quite the trend setter in elementary.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of my friends used to have a pair, apparently they were pretty fun for a while but wore out too quickly so he just kept skateboarding.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

can't you also skateboard on them?
maybe so some weird grab the board trick while you slide down the rail on your soap shoes

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Physically yes, but then you run afoul of skateboarding philosophy and whether it counts if you're just sliding around on your feet instead of the board.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I only know they exist because of SA

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every once in a while, as an out of shape guy in my 30s, I think about buying myself a pair of heelys.

Was never a skater, never really had much interest in them as a kid, but something about the idea of rolling around in Costco while I do my grocery shopping appeals to me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My friends do that.
Live your dream, mate.
Be free~

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Heard aboutbem cause Sonic but never saw them irl. They seem like a bad idea and I skateboarded

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

my older brother owned a pair of these so obviously they were the shit.

but realistically if I got a pair now I would simply give myself broken bones and brain damage.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh yes, I remember reading an article about them. They caused many severe injuries and I mean really many.

[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please tag as NSFL, I sprained my ankle by just looking at the picture.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

something something I couldn't help myself on the train and then the others joined in

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I had them! Hurt myself plenty...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They are also called Grindshoes. I also never had one of these but I am also thinking about buying a pair.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I still want a combo shoe of soap shoes + heelies. I think someone makes a kit to make your own heelies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Heelys are still a thing, I wear mine too Costco.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Leave some women for the rest of us man. I can't compete with that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He already took my wife. Watch out.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lmao "where do I know that username"

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Who's to say ยฏ\(ใƒ„)/ยฏ

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I also choose this person's wife

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Immediately thought of Sonic Adventure 2 lol I've never met anyone who actually owned a pair (I don't think they ever made it to Europe but I might be wrong)

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Combine these with heelies and parkour for maximum urban mobility.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As an orthopedic surgeon who wants a bigger yacht, I think this is a great idea

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I will never kowtow to big ortho

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

i think you're onto something.

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