My dude, with a tital and description like that, you should've seen the innuendo coming from all the way in Proxima Centauri.
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Uncut. Those pre-sliced sheets are handy, but they're either too big or too small for the present you're wrapping, and you end up wasting more.
Cut, personally. Usually the guitar string ends get in the way when you don't cut them, so definitely cut to me.
Uncut, for sure. I like a good thick slice of saucisson and when it comes precut its always too thin.
Its hard to smoke uncut so I prefer cut.
I'd say I usually prefer cut. Otherwise its length becomes completely unmanageable. I don't have all night to watch only a single film, y'know?
if you uproot all your grass and replace it with clover so you don't have to cut every 3 weeks or so, does that still count as "cut?"
!nolawns@slrpnk.net approves.
I can't stand my facial hair so I definitely cut it. Penises I prefer uncut tho
grass.
No thanks I don't smoke
Ooohhh. Yeah, I grind that, or just break it up with my fingers if it's fluffy.
You're supposed to smoke the grass, not cut it.
I prefer my bread pre-cut. my hair cut low, and my trees un-cut.
Bread in whole loaf so it lasts more than 24h, large hand-cut slice feel better, and a minor inconveinience anyhow.
Do not over cut grass, it's time consuming, feels artificial, and is bad for insects
Sliced bread goes in the freezer
I usually like directors cut best myself.
I find my uncut wood a little too big to fit in the fireplace, so I think I will say cut.
You wish. Your fireplace can barely tell your uncut wood is in there.
Pretty sure straight up grass is not all that great for most critters regardless. I know some folks mention that all clover is actually decent since it doesn’t grow all that high and is still good for insect life.
Uncut. Infantile mutilation should be illegal.
grass.
It's usually better to read the post before writing a comment
So the lawn isn't a euphemism for a penis? /S
I think you're confusing lawn with carpet, and penis with vagina.
That happens to everyone though so no judgement. This one time I was sucking this dick for a good 10 minutes before realizing it's not pussy
I hate when that happens and im too embarrassed to mention anything so I just politely finish up and go on my way.
Based on the username, I think it was heading this way regardless.
I'm bald anyway so it doesn't really matter, cut or uncut, it's all the same.
Well there is a segment of length, where the length of uncut has more disadvantages than cut. But this is outweighed by the advantages, once a certain threshold is reached.
I prefer uncut. Sometimes, when it's cut, you can tell that it's been done poorly and it looks really weird. Sometimes it's so bad, I need to get a knife and fix it before the main event! Other times, it's too large and I need to cut it down to the right size before I shove it in my mouth.
I hate when they fuck up my pizza slices :(
Scissors are the ideal utensil for correcting unseparated pizza slices.