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I personally think uncut is better as it looks more natural, and is probably better for bees and other insects. The flowers and other weeds that grow make it look nicer as well.

I don't think cutting a lawn is that bad as long as its not done too often, though.

edit: grass. This is a post about grass.

Edit: Lawns, like the grass in your lawn, jesus christ.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My dude, with a tital and description like that, you should've seen the innuendo coming from all the way in Proxima Centauri.

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[–] match@pawb.social 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

uncut. i wanna get my tongue in that foreskin

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Comment section is the real MVP

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Uncut. Those pre-sliced sheets are handy, but they're either too big or too small for the present you're wrapping, and you end up wasting more.

[–] deeferg@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cut, personally. Usually the guitar string ends get in the way when you don't cut them, so definitely cut to me.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

Uncut, for sure. I like a good thick slice of saucisson and when it comes precut its always too thin.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

Its hard to smoke uncut so I prefer cut.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd say I usually prefer cut. Otherwise its length becomes completely unmanageable. I don't have all night to watch only a single film, y'know?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This better not apply to lotr

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[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if you uproot all your grass and replace it with clover so you don't have to cut every 3 weeks or so, does that still count as "cut?"

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

!nolawns@slrpnk.net approves.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't stand my facial hair so I definitely cut it. Penises I prefer uncut tho

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 month ago

No thanks I don't smoke

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ooohhh. Yeah, I grind that, or just break it up with my fingers if it's fluffy.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

You're supposed to smoke the grass, not cut it.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I prefer my bread pre-cut. my hair cut low, and my trees un-cut.

[–] Ziggurat@jlai.lu 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bread in whole loaf so it lasts more than 24h, large hand-cut slice feel better, and a minor inconveinience anyhow.

Do not over cut grass, it's time consuming, feels artificial, and is bad for insects

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Sliced bread goes in the freezer

[–] mydude@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

I usually like directors cut best myself.

[–] refreeze@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I find my uncut wood a little too big to fit in the fireplace, so I think I will say cut.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago

You wish. Your fireplace can barely tell your uncut wood is in there.

[–] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure straight up grass is not all that great for most critters regardless. I know some folks mention that all clover is actually decent since it doesn’t grow all that high and is still good for insect life.

[–] dickJohnson@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Uncut. Infantile mutilation should be illegal.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's usually better to read the post before writing a comment

[–] dickJohnson@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So the lawn isn't a euphemism for a penis? /S

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you're confusing lawn with carpet, and penis with vagina.

That happens to everyone though so no judgement. This one time I was sucking this dick for a good 10 minutes before realizing it's not pussy

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

I hate when that happens and im too embarrassed to mention anything so I just politely finish up and go on my way.

[–] JSocial@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

Based on the username, I think it was heading this way regardless.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm bald anyway so it doesn't really matter, cut or uncut, it's all the same.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

Well there is a segment of length, where the length of uncut has more disadvantages than cut. But this is outweighed by the advantages, once a certain threshold is reached.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I prefer uncut. Sometimes, when it's cut, you can tell that it's been done poorly and it looks really weird. Sometimes it's so bad, I need to get a knife and fix it before the main event! Other times, it's too large and I need to cut it down to the right size before I shove it in my mouth.

I hate when they fuck up my pizza slices :(

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Scissors are the ideal utensil for correcting unseparated pizza slices.

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