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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Dudes got fucking dementia

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Does he sit on the floor of the oval office getting high and sending out memos? "Man, wouldn't it be cool if we were like, you know, part of this kingdom man..."

" "I Love King Charles. Sounds good to me!" Trump wrote in response to the report." He sounds like he's been invited on a date.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He's just shitting in the punchbowl, ignore him and hell play himself out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't think USians should fight this.

As pear shaped as the UK may be at the moment, it must be better off than all the nonsense in the US. Though there really is nothing in it for the Commonwealth, in any event.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

Hold on, let's ask George Washington and see what he says, oh right, fuck you traitor.

Benedict Arnold at least had an understandable (if stupid) reason to flip sides. Trump's just an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I understand the plan now. America was great when it didn't exist

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No taxation without representation, but in reverse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No representation without taxation? Close but not quite

No representation but taxation? Yeah, that sounds better.

Also to note its kinda funny after all this time the us has been degrading in political choice (don't blame me I voted for Kodos) and voice (representation) while the common wealth nations have mostly been doing fine with more then two parties.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

If Russian speaking parts of Ukraine should be ceded to Russia by Trump's opinion, English speaking parts of the USA may just as well join England again.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

He's high, stupid, AND suffering from dementia.

Good lord, this is a strange timeline.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Seems pretty harmless. Especially if it is used to forget about threats made. What am I missing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On the bright side This is a better choice than bending the knee to Putin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He'll still bend the knee too, and will continue mumbling Putin's grundle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The French are already asking for the statue of liberty back, so it’s only right if he does that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

We have come full circle.

[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I...just...what...I...I...I....

Awww fuck this.

Benjamin go get the musket!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Tally ho, lads!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

They already wasted the tea. There is no way to unwaste the tea.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can we dump Trump into the Boston harbor?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's okay, I don't think he can swim.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We gotta make sure to poke some holes in him, so he takes on water...

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I'll get working on the lead boots.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I give my approval to do so.

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