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[–] [email protected] 21 points 15 hours ago

If Russian speaking parts of Ukraine should be ceded to Russia by Trump's opinion, English speaking parts of the USA may just as well join England again.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 15 hours ago

He's high, stupid, AND suffering from dementia.

Good lord, this is a strange timeline.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 15 hours ago

Seems pretty harmless. Especially if it is used to forget about threats made. What am I missing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

On the bright side This is a better choice than bending the knee to Putin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

He'll still bend the knee too, and will continue mumbling Putin's grundle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

The French are already asking for the statue of liberty back, so it’s only right if he does that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

We have come full circle.

[–] [email protected] 116 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I...just...what...I...I...I....

Awww fuck this.

Benjamin go get the musket!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

Tally ho, lads!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago

They already wasted the tea. There is no way to unwaste the tea.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Can we dump Trump into the Boston harbor?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's okay, I don't think he can swim.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

We gotta make sure to poke some holes in him, so he takes on water...

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago

I'll get working on the lead boots.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

I give my approval to do so.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Someone's favorite Hamilton character is showing.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Welcome to reverse 1776. We are living in the twilight zone.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

What is even happening

Am I the only one who things this is way more insane than 2016-2020? He did tell people to drink bleach but that is borderline stable.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I have no fucking idea what to make of this

[–] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I'm beginning to think he's a bit enamoured with class, Sir Keir seemed to come out of his meeting with Trump relatively unscathed too. Almost like he sees posh people as his social superiors?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

He is the poor man's idea of a rich man.
He is a weak man's idea of a strong man.
He is the failure's idea of success.

He is delusion made manifest.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

He wants to be seen as classy and powerful so bad. Hence his overt placation of dictataors and the generationally wealthy. It's so pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

Nyone surprised? He is undoing the USA, so he might as well go back to roots!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

Pfff do they even want us at this point 🤣

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