SocialMediaRefugee

Java would like to hog the couch

When making even the slightest expression online treat it like you were working in a sewer running through an insane asylum connected to a prison.

Just make sure you are under 100 lbs and have no baggage.

So if you crack your head jumping out you are still awake enough to pull the cord, plus if you land hard you don't smash your head on a rock.

The super high altitude jumpers had altitude devices that would automatically deploy their chutes in the event that their air supplies failed and they passed out.

I was watching one air accident documentary where the plane dropped so hard that people who were unbuckled were launched into the ceiling and people found their phones and laptops in the back of the plane.

It is how you protected yourself from nuclear blasts since it was the cold war and all.

I don't have kids so can I have other stuff that might be bad for them around my house?

Because we need to repeal the 2nd amendment

If miniblinds had been around in the 1700s they would've been enshrined in the constitution also

So basically it is more what twitter was really worth anyway

Those compensation requirements would basically make it financially impossible to have someone on-call or they'd just have to hire people for those hours and say they are normal working hours.

How would you force someone to take time off?